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GreenMonster
04-16-2009, 10:31 AM
The duct tape failed and the brand newish 1997 Sony Projection Screen TV Jumbotron came crashing down this morning around 7am. Maintenance crews are busy trying to design an all new "SAFETY" system out the remaining duct tape and a few strands of bailing wire. Fortunately the Jumbotron managed to escape serious damage due to the sheer volume of duct tape that was used in the original installation. There is a slight crack on the viewing screen that will be repaired with some clear packing tape and super glue. On a brighter note, school architects have come up with a genius resolution to the elevator issue for the new press box! A handicapped accessible escalator will be installed due to the fact that there are no buttons to push whatsoever to operate it. They have even managed to devise an extremely simple feature to turn it on and off, it's called a plug! To start the escalator you just take the plug and insert it into the wall outlet! How genius is that??? Storm doors and windows will be added to the double wide just prior to football season as an additional safety feature because we all know what happens to double wides in a storm. More updates to come for Buckeroo Stadium in the coming days and months!!!

wildstangs
04-16-2009, 10:58 AM
I have some old tires if they need to weight the pressbox/trailer down.

GreenMonster
04-16-2009, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by wildstangs
I have some old tires if they need to weight the pressbox/trailer down. All donations are being accepted. They are even giving out the tax rebate forms that you may need to be able to claim your charitable donation!

SintonFan
04-16-2009, 12:29 PM
Rofl!
Fun stuff there GM.:thumbsup:

garciap77
04-16-2009, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
The duct tape failed and the brand newish 1997 Sony Projection Screen TV Jumbotron came crashing down this morning around 7am. Maintenance crews are busy trying to design an all new "SAFETY" system out the remaining duct tape and a few strands of bailing wire. Fortunately the Jumbotron managed to escape serious damage due to the sheer volume of duct tape that was used in the original installation. There is a slight crack on the viewing screen that will be repaired with some clear packing tape and super glue. On a brighter note, school architects have come up with a genius resolution to the elevator issue for the new press box! A handicapped accessible escalator will be installed due to the fact that there are no buttons to push whatsoever to operate it. They have even managed to devise an extremely simple feature to turn it on and off, it's called a plug! To start the escalator you just take the plug and insert it into the wall outlet! How genius is that??? Storm doors and windows will be added to the double wide just prior to football season as an additional safety feature because we all know what happens to double wides in a storm. More updates to come for Buckeroo Stadium in the coming days and months!!!

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