PPHSfan
04-15-2009, 07:44 PM
I'm getting to where I just put up with Dave while I wait for Craig Ferguson to come on, but last nights Top Ten was pretty funny.
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Becoming A Somali Pirate
Is piracy a recession-proof industry?
How am I at ducking sniper fire?
Is there enough swash in my buckle?
Before committing, should I temp as a pirate?
Am I doing this just to get babes?
Is there an all-inclusive meal plan?
Will I get to meet Johnny Depp?
Will I get along with Ross Ohlendorf? (Sorry, that's a question to ask yourself before becoming a Pittsburgh Pirate)
Is there more opportunity for advancement in Al Qaeda?
How's the commute from Jersey?
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Becoming A Somali Pirate
Is piracy a recession-proof industry?
How am I at ducking sniper fire?
Is there enough swash in my buckle?
Before committing, should I temp as a pirate?
Am I doing this just to get babes?
Is there an all-inclusive meal plan?
Will I get to meet Johnny Depp?
Will I get along with Ross Ohlendorf? (Sorry, that's a question to ask yourself before becoming a Pittsburgh Pirate)
Is there more opportunity for advancement in Al Qaeda?
How's the commute from Jersey?