3afan2K3
10-08-2003, 07:52 PM
10. Rename the sport "Deathball 3000"
9. From now on, you can't use your feet either
8. Constitutional amendment stating if U.S. wins World Cup, every American gets a brand new car
7. More players who look like Mia Hamm -- fewer players who look like Davor Vugrinec
6. Instead of "Goooooal!" have that announcer guy yell, "Yahtzee!"
5. Printed on every red card, a collectible "Emberassing Picture of jason" photo
4. Drunken monkey goalies
3. Find a way to involve that hilarious San Diego chicken
2. You mean millions of Americans aren't getting up in the middle of the night to watch up play?
1. Give Tiger Woods a soccer ball, America will never lose again
<small>[ October 08, 2003, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>
9. From now on, you can't use your feet either
8. Constitutional amendment stating if U.S. wins World Cup, every American gets a brand new car
7. More players who look like Mia Hamm -- fewer players who look like Davor Vugrinec
6. Instead of "Goooooal!" have that announcer guy yell, "Yahtzee!"
5. Printed on every red card, a collectible "Emberassing Picture of jason" photo
4. Drunken monkey goalies
3. Find a way to involve that hilarious San Diego chicken
2. You mean millions of Americans aren't getting up in the middle of the night to watch up play?
1. Give Tiger Woods a soccer ball, America will never lose again
<small>[ October 08, 2003, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>