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3afan2K3
10-08-2003, 07:52 PM
10. Rename the sport "Deathball 3000"

9. From now on, you can't use your feet either

8. Constitutional amendment stating if U.S. wins World Cup, every American gets a brand new car

7. More players who look like Mia Hamm -- fewer players who look like Davor Vugrinec

6. Instead of "Goooooal!" have that announcer guy yell, "Yahtzee!"

5. Printed on every red card, a collectible "Emberassing Picture of jason" photo

4. Drunken monkey goalies

3. Find a way to involve that hilarious San Diego chicken

2. You mean millions of Americans aren't getting up in the middle of the night to watch up play?

1. Give Tiger Woods a soccer ball, America will never lose again

<small>[ October 08, 2003, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>
jason
10-08-2003, 09:11 PM
lol
spaniard
10-08-2003, 09:13 PM
finally something worth reading from 3a2k3, hehe, im pickin, this list is stinkin funny!!
whtfbplaya
10-09-2003, 02:30 PM
Tell em it's banned!
crzyjournalist03
10-09-2003, 04:01 PM
how about retracting the international rule passed after the last women's world cup forbidding removal of clothes?

That might get some attention.
FBJones
10-09-2003, 08:32 PM
I'd be excited about soccer if it was removed from all public schools and my TV.
jason
10-09-2003, 08:43 PM
crzyjournalist03:
how about retracting the international rule passed after the last women's world cup forbidding removal of clothes?

That might get some attention.hehe....agreed...
BrainDamage
10-09-2003, 09:26 PM
kennedale just picked up soccer this year but i sont know how we'll do...I've never really watched a soccer game before...
olddawggreen
10-09-2003, 09:55 PM
I might get excited about soccer if;

10. They banned football
9. They banned baseball
8. They banned basketball
7. They banned golf
6. They banned hunting
5. They banned fishing
4. They banned swimming
3. They banned gardening
2. They banned eating
1. They banned breathing eek! eek! eek!
jason
10-09-2003, 09:58 PM
olddawggreen:
I might get excited about soccer if;

10. They banned football
9. They banned baseball
8. They banned basketball
7. They banned golf
6. They banned hunting
5. They banned fishing
4. They banned swimming
3. They banned gardening
2. They banned eating
1. They banned breathing eek! eek! eek! i agree...but sometimes the women take their shirts off... :D eek! :D eek!