Favorite movies to quote

[pirate4state]

What are some of your movies to quote lines from?

The Big Lebowski - This agression will not stand!
Dazed & Confused - Check ya later!
Wedding Crashers - Make me a bicycle, clown!
Anchorman - Brick killed a guy!
Idiocracy - it says on your chart that you're screwed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your poop's all retarded.
Steel Magnolias - you are too twisted for color tv.
Caddyshack - so, i got that going for me. which is nice.
Airplane - i picked the wrong week to quit drinking!
Pulp Fiction - i don't remember asking you a damn thing!
Goodfellas - how am i funny? do i amuse you? am i a clown?
The Godfather - That's a true story
Talladega Nights - Tragic
Grandma's Boy - how much do clothes cost in the matrix?
Night at the Roxbury - did you grab my ass?
40 year old virgin - You know how I know you're gay?
Scarface - I was only kidding!

all Kevin Smith, John Hughes & Coen Brothers movies :nerd: :D

[kepdawg]

I've seen 2 of those movies!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by kepdawg
I've seen 2 of those movies! tragic

[BwdLion73]

"Say hello to my little friend"
:thinking:

[44INAROW]

Airplane -

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"


Pilot: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Pilot: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Dazed and Confused.....Class of 1976 - it was the best of times :)

~ Man, it's the same bull&&&& they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.~ David Wooderson

~ You know what, coach. I gotta get going. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh. And coach uh..I forgot. I might play ball [tosses football papers at Coach Conrad] but I will never sign that.~ Randall Pink Floyd

[crzyjournalist03]

Will Ferrell movies are great for quotes:


Favorites from Talledega Nights:
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"
"If you ain't first, you're last"
"Dear 8 lb., 11 oz. baby Jesus"

Semi-Pro:

"Ugly as #&@&!"
"Alllleeey OOOOPPPP"
"Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?'

Step Brothers:
"Don't mess with my drum set"
"Who's the one guy you'd want to have sex with if you were a chick? John Stamos."
"Thanks for the Chewbacca mask. It doesn't matter if mine's not movie-quality!"


Kicking and Screaming:
"Go get me a juice box."
"Way to go Bing-bong!"
"I'm a tornado of anger!"


Blades of Glory:

"What do you two have that no other skating pair does? 'Twin dongs?'"
"I swear to God if you cut my head off..."
"Lady lumps? I don't even understand what that means. 'Nobody does. It's provacative.'"

[HEMOTOXIC]

The Color Purple

"You told Harpo to beat me"

"I's married now. I says I's married now"

"Next time I'll put a lil Shug Avery pee in his glass, see how he likes that"

"You sho is ugly"

"All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house"

"Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til I felt like I's bout to rot to death. I know what it like to wanna go somewhere and cain't. I know what it like to wanna sing... and have it beat out 'ya. I want to thank you, Miss Celie, fo evrything you done for me. I 'members that day in the store with Miss Millie - I's feelin' real down. I's feelin' mighty low. And when I seed you - I knowd they is a God. I knowd they is a God"

"She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease."

[BreckTxLonghorn]

My friends and I quote whole movies, so I can't do just a line for each one. In addition to what is put, we're big on...

-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
-Dirty Work
-Club Dread
-Step-brother (had to add on boats & hoes)
-Walk Hard (I'm cut in half pretty bad...)
-Varsity Blues (very underrated in quotability)

There are actually some really good tv shows to quote..

-Family Guy
-South Park
-Eastbound & Down
-Life & Times of Tim
-Simpsons (around 2 quotes, barely)
-24 (another underrated quote-show)

[coach]

remember the titans is a good one

[IHStangFan]

Apocalypse Now:
"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!"- Col. Kilgore (Robert Duval)

Lonesome Dove:
"Well Woodrow, you do more work than you got to. So it's my obligation to do less" - Augustus McCrae (Robert Duval)

[Phantom Stang]

Johnny Dangerously: "You got those. I like those on a woman."

[CelinaCatFan]

For me, It's the movie "Tombstone" in a landslide.

"I'm Your Huckleberry!"

[Z motion 10 out on 2]

Dumb and Dumber has great quotes!

[Ingleside Fan]

Clint Eastwood has had some good ones.

Heartbreak Ridge.

Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers to the wee hours of the morning, you hear me?

Dirty Harry

Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum — the most powerful handgun in the world — and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Trashman]

Blazing Saddles

Jim: The Waco Kid: What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

Hedley Lamarr: Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge.
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Rev. Johnson: Now, I don't have to tell you good folks, what has been happening here in our beloved little town: sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.


Animal House

John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John "Bluto" Blutarsky: "Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble."Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me. I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer . . .
Eric "Otter" Stratton: Dead. Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part.

[Trashman]

Mod's please delete the above post I did not notice the wirty dord's until after it had posted. Sorry!:eek:

[RiverRat19]

I can always seem to find a Caddyshack quote that fits the bill...
"I bet you were something before elecricity! How'd you like to make $14, the hard way?"

Blazing Saddles is chock full of goodies.
"But we don't want the Irish!"

Dumb and Dumber- classic one liners.
"Hey, big gulps! Alright... well, see you later!"

Dazed and Confused has its ones too.
"I get older, they stay the same age..."

Tombstone has some classics...
"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself."

[shellman54]

Friday
The Office
Family Guy
and the Kevin Costner monologue of what he believes in in Bull Durham

[griff]

Rita, how can you leave out "Smokey and the Bandit?"

Here's a random selection of some good ones...

"Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"

"If you ever embarass your daddy like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you'll never have to open your fly again."

"You're just like ya mama. Every time we get to going somewhere she's got to pull over to take a squirt."

Little Enos (a midget): "Id like to kick your arse."
Sheriff Justice: "You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

(Junior Justice gets his face painted solid white)
Junior: "Daddy, look what happened to my face."
Sheriff: "Well, put on a little lipstick and I'll drop you off at the gay bar."

(Junior's bride runs away from the wedding and gets picked up by the Bandit)
Sheriff: "She insulted my town, she insulted my son, she insulted my authority, and that ain't nothin' but pure old fashioned communism. It happens everytime one of those dancers starts poontanging around with one of those show folk fags!"

Sorry if these quotes push the envelope a little much. There are several more I could quote, but I'd like to remain in good standing here. :D

[pirate4state]

haha those are great! there a ton more movies out there.

i forgot about Tombstone! :doh: Varsity Blues does have some good ones

"I'm going to jail!"

"These are my people"

"Honey, did you start a cult? That's so sweet"

Griff - I haven't seen Smokey & the Bandit since I was a kid. :eek: :o

oooooooh, The Office

"I wouldn't say I'm missing it Bob"

[RMAC]

"Boys. . . you gotta test yourselves every day. When you stop testing yourself, that's when you get slow. . . and that's when they kill ya." - Billy the Kid

[MN95]

I'll add a few.

Favorite Clint Eastwood, from The Outlaw Josey Wales: "there ain't no future in dyin' boy".

Bluto from Animal House: "did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No!!!!"

For me, I find myself quoting Seinfeld more often than anything:

George to Jerry: "Hey! It's not Lupe's fault!!"

Jerry to George: "and you wanna be my latex salesman"

Elaine: "It shrinks"? Jerry's reply, "like a frightened turtle"

[SintonFan]

Dirty Harry and Don Corleone have got to be the most used day to day!:clap: :cool:

[Phantom Stang]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas: "I'm gonna knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to $h1+!"

[Farmersfan]

Some old ones.


Gone With the Wind: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Casablanca: "Play it again Sam!"
Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
E.T.: "E.T. phone home"
The Godfather: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Star Wars: "May the force be with you."

[pancho villa]

I use this one all the time.

The Godfather - That's a true story

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I use this one all the time.

The Godfather - That's a true story I just say "true story" :D

[GreenGobbla]

Originally posted by Z motion 10 out on 2
Dumb and Dumber has great quotes!

agreed.

pull over. nope, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
killer boots man.

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by GreenGobbla
agreed.

pull over. nope, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
killer boots man.

He must work out.

[BigGulpsHuh?]

i think my sn says it all.

[pancho villa]

My all time favorite

Outlaw Josey Whales

Kid-"should we bury dem fellers josey"?

Josey-"Ta Hell with dem fellers vultures gatta eat same as worms"

[pirate4state]

The Sandlot - "You play ball like a GIRL!"

Dodgeball - "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"

Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure - "What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!"

"Take a picture, it'll last longer!"

"Dottie, you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, a rebel"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High - "Are you people on dope?"

Wayne's World - "No way. Way!"

Austin Powers - "They're always after me lucky charms"

Naked Gun - "And where the hell was I?"

Major League - "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

[pirate4state]

Forrest Gump - "From that day on. If I was going somewhere. I WAS RUNNING"

Back to the Future - "Hello! McFly!"

[offduty]

Let's see my favorite ones to quote are:

Napolean Dynamite
Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Step Brothers
Oceans 11
Stripes


Napolean Dynamite
Napolean Dynamite: Lucky

The Natural:
Pop Fisher: My ma urged me to get out of this game. When I was a kid, she pleaded with me. And I meant to, you know what I mean? But she died.
Red Blow: Tough.
Pop Fisher: Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

Step Brothers
Dale Doback: You can call me dragon"

Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: You sick, sons of )!^(#&$. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.


Ocean's 11
Rusty: You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...
Livingston: Rus?
Rusty: Yeah?
Livingston: Come look at this?
Rusty: Sure.

Stripes
Captain Stilman: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Trrrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiining, Sir!
Captain Stilman: What kind of training?
John Winger: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrmmmmmy Training!

[BwdLions]

My favorite quote from Stripes is "Lighten up Frances!" (If fact I just used it just the other day when someone got their feelings hurt when we were talking about the aggies).

I also like "You can't handle the truth." I can't remember the name of the movie but it was Jack Nicholson's line.

[GreenGobbla]

Originally posted by BwdLions
My favorite quote from Stripes is "Lighten up Frances!" (If fact I just used it just the other day when someone got their feelings hurt when we were talking about the aggies).

I also like "You can't handle the truth." I can't remember the name of the movie but it was Jack Nicholson's line.

a few good men

[Phantom Stang]

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear-
"I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!"

[Texas-5]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!
I think joe dirt is a good movie to quote!!!

[Ranger Mom]

I think the most quoted movie in my house is Major Payne.

Anytime anyone complains about something hurting, we always have to hear my husband say:

"You want me to show you a little trick to get your mind off that pain?? Gimme your hand'

and my kids quoted this a lot (I think because it had "ass" in it...lol)

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

[piratebg]

300

King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!


Super Troopers

Thorny: Smell that, Rabbit?
Rabbit: *sniff sniff*... fear.


Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by piratebg
300

King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!


Super Troopers

Thorny: Smell that, Rabbit?
Rabbit: *sniff sniff*... fear.


Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!


There are ALOT from Super Troopers but I think my favorite movie to quote and I know Rita will agree is "The Big Lebowski".
However I really can't think of any quotes that don't drop the "F" bomb from either movie.

[ILS1]

Coming To America has to be the most quoted movie I know:


Clarence: You know, Sweets, I met Dr. Martin Luther King once.

Sweets: You lyin'. You ain't never met Dr. Martin Luther King.

Clarence: Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'

Sweets: Oh man, you lyin'. You ain't never met Martin Luther the King.

Clarence: Knocked the wind out of me, yes he did.

Sweets: No, he didn't.

Clarence: Yes, he did.

Sweets: No, he did not!



Clarence: You must be out yo damn mind! Joe Louis is the greatest boxer that ever lived. I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was better than Cassius Clay, he was better than Sugar Ray, and that new dude, what's his name, Mike Tyson, looks like a bulldog, he was better than him too.

Saul: What about Rocky Marciano?

Clarence: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their a$$. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't crap."

Saul: He beat Joe Louis' a$$.

Sweets: That's right he did whoop Joe Louis' a$$.

Clarence: Joe Louis was seventy five years old when they fought...

Saul: I don't know how old he was, but he got his a$$ whooped.

Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano and he was seventy six years old. Joe Louis is always lying about his age. He lie about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis.' You know what Frank told me, he said 'hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old.' A hundred and thirty-seven years old!

Saul: Oh Man you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.

Clarence: Who's next?


:D :D :D :D

uh rule #1 dude...

[piratebg]

Coming to America is an awesome movie. Eddie Murphy at his absolute best.

[sweetwater07]

Dazed and Confused- "thats the thing about high school girls, i keep getting older, they stay the saaaame age"

Full Metal Jacket- "if god would have wanted you up that obstacle he would have miracled your a$$ up there"

[piratebg]

Snatch is one my favorites.


Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary bleeping Poppins... LONDON.

[LoveTheHornets]

Office Space!!

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Watch your cornhole!

I gotta go see the Bobs.

The Nazis made the Jews wear pieces of flair!

And my favorite line from Dazed and Confused:

You can't still be mad I made All-District and you didn't.

[Hornet Mom 2]

That is definitely the best!



Originally posted by CelinaCatFan
For me, It's the movie "Tombstone" in a landslide.

"I'm Your Huckleberry!"

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by LoveTheHornets

And my favorite line from Dazed and Confused:

You can't still be mad I made All-District and you didn't.

:clap: haha and to think Matthew Mcconaughey's character wasn't gonna have very many lines! :)

[RiverRat19]

Originally posted by BigGulpsHuh?
i think my sn says it all.

Classic!

[RiverRat19]

Originally posted by piratebg
Snatch is one my favorites.


Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary bleeping Poppins... LONDON.

"It's not English, it's not Irish... it's just... Pikey... "

"A caravan! For his ma!"

"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
"Because he dodges bullets, Avi!"

[Bigworm]

Billy Madison

Who ate all the lunches?

I tell ya who ate those lunches that Dang Sasquatch

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by RiverRat19
"It's not English, it's not Irish... it's just... Pikey... "

"A caravan! For his ma!"

"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
"Because he dodges bullets, Avi!"
I LOVE SNATCH!

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by DDBooger
I LOVE SNATCH!

Who doesn't? lol

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Who doesn't? lol haha
oh, uh, I did mean the movie! Don't SMITE ME!

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by DDBooger
haha
oh, uh, I did mean the movie! Don't SMITE ME!

I was talking about the movie too. lol

[rangerjim]

don't forget nacho libre - impossible to write them down without the accent!

[pirate4state]

"I'll alert the media" - from Arthur :D

[WylieBulldog92]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

except all I can think about is dirty quotes from this movie...I wonder why?

[RanchRadio]

Big Trouble in Little China

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes

Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

and the best of them all.....

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[maroonpirate04]

My favorite quote would have be from "Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"

Scene: TV set
Alternating between snow and image.

Kellerman: --find a good teacher. An actor has to study, to learn. I think that's crucial

Freddy/Cavett (gleefully): WHO GIVES A {bleep} WHAT YOU THINK?

Suddenly, two arms rip from each side of the tv set and grabs Jennifer by the shoulders. The arms are a horrid hybrid of Freddy's arms and RCA tubes and wiring. She screams as she is lifted off the ground

Freddy's head grows and stretches out of the top of the set, wearing the rabbit-ear antenna like some horrible insect Jennifer keeps screaming.

Freddy: This is it, Jennifer Your big break in T.V.!

he rams her head into the screen with hideously brutal force--there is an explosion of glass and electrical sparks

edited, rule #1 :doh:

[buff4ever]

In the day, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were easy to quote. Random quotes as well as relevant quotes.

[WylieBulldog92]

Originally posted by buff4ever
In the day, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were easy to quote. Random quotes as well as relevant quotes. Shampoo is better, it goes on first.

[KingRob]

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

Carries Mother to Carrie - The Movie - "CARRIE"

[bobcat4life]

I know who I am. Im a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude!- Tropic Thunder

Men are gonna get killed here today Sue. And Im gonna kill 'em.-Kevin Costner in Open Range

Sometimes fighting the fight means you gotta do the one thing you never wanted to.-Never Back Down

To be the best, you gotta take out the best- Never Back Down

What next?

Home. Cole we go home. And we ride like hell to get there. God help any fool who tries to come between me and my farm again. Collin Ferrel as Jesse James in American Outlaws.

Go daddy whoop his but. Send that weird man back to Indonesia!-Talledega Nights

Superbad has some great ones but I cant think of one without an F-bomb.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
Superbad has some great ones but I cant think of one without an F-bomb.


Anything said by Officer Slater or Officer Michaels is freakin hilairous.

[GreenGobbla]

step brothers - brennan: im not gonna call him Dad.

nancy: brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him dad.

brennan: well im not going to, ever...even if there's a FIRE


role models - oh, bid him good marrow.

okay, see ya.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by rangerjim
don't forget nacho libre - impossible to write them down without the accent!


"Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic!"