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STAggie
03-03-2009, 05:12 PM
As of March 2, 2009...

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $37.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $28.66 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.01 today (that's right, one lousy penny).

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of cheap beer on sale one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received about $46.32.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle

trg
03-03-2009, 05:24 PM
Hahaha!!!! You have too much time on your hands.

zebrablue2
03-03-2009, 07:09 PM
I am with you STaggie. Looks like the best investment to me..

Reds fan
03-03-2009, 07:29 PM
Yes, adult beverage sales seem to be going up and up in these times- recession proof business I guess. Proud to do my part!

waterboy
03-04-2009, 02:43 PM
This thread seems appropriate for this picture:

http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3863_1932_end-of-the-rainbow-2.jpg

:D :doh:

pirate4state
03-04-2009, 02:59 PM
:(

Drinking beer out of a can is just all wrong! I need to buy a beer mug or something. :D