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Txbroadcaster
01-15-2009, 06:06 PM
Being a Sooners fan feels like I met a great girl, and because we had the best sex any couple has ever had, I married her. But then she had a religious awakening and has since refused anything but the most basic, lights-off sex. We pretend to enjoy this joyless ritual, but what I really want is grounds for a divorce she'll never provide. Can I get a "Ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Stoops Era"?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3829660

goosealaniz
01-15-2009, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Being a Sooners fan feels like I met a great girl, and because we had the best sex any couple has ever had, I married her. But then she had a religious awakening and has since refused anything but the most basic, lights-off sex. We pretend to enjoy this joyless ritual, but what I really want is grounds for a divorce she'll never provide. Can I get a "Ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Stoops Era"?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3829660

lol:D :D

Bull Butter
01-15-2009, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Being a Sooners fan feels like I met a great girl, and because we had the best sex any couple has ever had, I married her. But then she had a religious awakening and has since refused anything but the most basic, lights-off sex. We pretend to enjoy this joyless ritual, but what I really want is grounds for a divorce she'll never provide. Can I get a "Ladies and gentlemen, the Bob Stoops Era"?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3829660


What would the John Blake era be described as???..............

"I got drunk in a bar one night, took an ugly girl home, nailed her and she had triplets!"

ASUFrisbeeStud
01-16-2009, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Bull Butter
What would the John Blake era be described as???..............

"I got drunk in a bar one night, took an ugly girl home, nailed her and she had triplets!"



haha

i just wet myself a little