Just for laughs.

[Farmersfan]

For the Cowboy Fans


The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas :
- For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
- If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around with their feet up, snacking and drinking beer while watching the Super Bowl on TV ?
A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common ?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard ?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring ?
A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill ?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl ?
A. Nobody remembers and we will very likely never find out !


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common ?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !

[piratebg]

Do all the Cowboys haters have to keep reposting this thing???

[GetRDoneStangs]

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas :
- For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
- If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



I didn't know Texas had "State Police".......




I always thought it was the Texas Department of Public Safety Highway Patrol!!!:D :D

[BILLYFRED0000]

Alrighty then


What do the Texas Rangers, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Stars, And Dallas mavericks have in common?



None of them play football.


None of them play baseball either. hahaha

[Farmersfan]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
Alrighty then


What do the Texas Rangers, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Stars, And Dallas mavericks have in common?



None of them play football.


None of them play baseball either. hahaha



Careful!!!! You will be labeled as a "Hater".