No More Peeing in Public

[kepdawg]

City passes public urination ordinance

01/12/09
by Steve W Stewart
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The City of Jasper has become one of the last known municipalities in Texas to adopt a city ordinance against public urination and defecation. The issue passed by a unanimous vote when the Jasper City Council met in regular session on Monday evening.

Jasper Police Chief Todd Hunter addressed council and explained that he was surprised recently when he discovered that Jasper had no such ordinance, which exists in virtually every incorporated city in Texas.

The ordinance addresses the issue which is not specifically covered in the Texas Penal Code.

LINK (http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=974&NewsID=943978&CategoryID=20207&on=1)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by kepdawg
City passes public urination ordinance

01/12/09
by Steve W Stewart
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The City of Jasper has become one of the last known municipalities in Texas to adopt a city ordinance against public urination and defecation. The issue passed by a unanimous vote when the Jasper City Council met in regular session on Monday evening.

Jasper Police Chief Todd Hunter addressed council and explained that he was surprised recently when he discovered that Jasper had no such ordinance, which exists in virtually every incorporated city in Texas.

The ordinance addresses the issue which is not specifically covered in the Texas Penal Code.

LINK (http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=974&NewsID=943978&CategoryID=20207&on=1)

Defecation is such a nasty word!!

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Defecation is such a nasty word!! would you prefer bowel evac?

[waterboy]

I'll remember that the next time I pass through Jasper. I suppose this has been a problem for them??:eek: People urinating and defecating in public......:thinking: ........peeing I can understand, but taking a dump??:doh:

[Lion_Addict]

So, if I woulda pee'd in their Mall parking lot at 10:00 pm, not noticing the nice policeman's car sitting right there, back in '89 instead of the one in Early.......I wouldn't have went to jail :confused: :doh: :D

[carter08]

I was at Hastings the other day, and my friend had to pee.

So, he went to the little open space between the wall and fence outside and peed right where the Drive Thru was.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by carter08
I was at Hastings the other day, and my friend had to pee.

So, he went to the little open space between the wall and fence outside and peed right where the Drive Thru was.

What aversion do guys have to going to a restroom?

My husband's recliner is probably 4 feet away from a bathroom, yet he will go clear across the living room, out the back door, across the porch to his "spot" behind the BBQ pit to pee!!:doh: :doh:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
What aversion do guys have to going to a restroom?

My husband's recliner is probably 4 feet away from a bathroom, yet he will go clear across the living room, out the back door, across the porch to his "spot" behind the BBQ pit to pee!!:doh: :doh:

There ain't nuttin better that a good outdoors whizz!!!!! :2thumbsup
Well, almost nuttin........... :D

[kepdawg]

Originally posted by waterboy
I'll remember that the next time I pass through Jasper. I suppose this has been a problem for them??:eek: People urinating and defecating in public......:thinking: ........peeing I can understand, but taking a dump??:doh:

I wouldn't be surprised by anything down there.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
What aversion do guys have to going to a restroom?

My husband's recliner is probably 4 feet away from a bathroom, yet he will go clear across the living room, out the back door, across the porch to his "spot" behind the BBQ pit to pee!!:doh: :doh:
Ain't nothin' like a good cold breeze outside this time of year to get the ol' juices flowing! I'll bet that's one less spot that has to be mowed.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by waterboy
Ain't nothin' like a good cold breeze outside this time of year to get the ol' juices flowing! I'll bet that's one less spot that has to be mowed.:D

It's caliche!!:p

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
It's caliche!!:p

Isn't that some sorta breakfast thingy with a weiner in it? :D

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
It's caliche!!:p
:eek: Whaaaaa....??:eek:

No need to curse! .......or use foreign words! ........or whatever a caliche is...:confused: :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by waterboy
:eek: Whaaaaa....??:eek:

No need to curse! .......or use foreign words! ........or whatever a caliche is...:confused: :D

Caliche is a sedimentary rock, a hardened deposit of calcium carbonate. This calcium carbonate cements together other materials, including gravel, sand, clay, and silt.:)

[waterboy]

Okay, now I get it!:D

You made me have to look that word up. Here is the definition:

ca - li - che [kul-lee -chee]

1. a surface deposit consisting of sand or clay impregnated with crystalline salts such as sodium nitrate or sodium chloride.
2. a zone of calcium carbonate or other carbonates in soils of semiarid regions.

All I really know is that it keep the grass from growing in certain spots.:D

[carter08]

I pee outside.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by carter08
I pee outside.
Yeah, I think it's a man thing. I do too on occasion........keeps me from having to weed-eat as much.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by waterboy


All I really know is that it keep the grass from growing in certain spots.:D

That's no lie! With 2 males dogs who live outside and 2 male housedogs who go outside...I have lots of "dead spots!"

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That's no lie! With 2 males dogs who live outside and 2 male housedogs who go outside...I have lots of "dead spots!"
You gotta get more dogs..........and train them to pee on the grass around all obstacles in the yard, and around the house. That way you, or your husband, don't have to weed-eat.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by waterboy
You gotta get more dogs..........and train them to pee on the grass around all obstacles in the yard, and around the house. That way you, or your husband, don't have to weed-eat.:D

NOOOO!!!!!

We have lots of obstacles, the more my hubby has to weed-eat, the more he is out of my hair!!:p

[waterboy]

Or, you could do like I do, and let your better half do ALL the mowing AND weed-eating!:D All I gotta do is just keep all the equipment in good working order.:inlove:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
There ain't nuttin better that a good outdoors whizz!!!!! :2thumbsup
Well, almost nuttin........... :D

:doh:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:doh:

What........You don't agree :confused: :confused: :D

[I_Do_Care]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
What........You don't agree :confused: :confused: :D squatters wouldn't agree, duh:rolleyes:

[Trashman]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
What aversion do guys have to going to a restroom?

My husband's recliner is probably 4 feet away from a bathroom, yet he will go clear across the living room, out the back door, across the porch to his "spot" behind the BBQ pit to pee!!:doh: :doh:


RM....Let it go...it's a man thing. Kinda like a dog marking his territory.:D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Trashman
RM....Let it go...

"That's what HE said"................ :devil: :p

[jason]

so what if you're on the 13th hole and going on your 10th beer....

its only natural to find a rock or a tree to pee on.....