Monday Humor---Blonde Joke

[Bullaholic]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated..

What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
'It's square and it has your picture on it.


The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and
handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.


The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.....

[pirate4state]

:doh: HAHA

[waterboy]

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Here's another one:

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

[waterboy]

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".


:D

[BILLYFRED0000]

There was a blond that went to the furniture and linens store. She was shopping for curtains and had been most of the day.

She decided this would be her last stop if the people here could not help her. She went in and asked for curtains.

The sales person asked "what size would you like?"

The blonde said"17 inches square".

17 inches. What is it for?

Blondy said" MY computer."

Your computer????

Yes.


Why????

It has WINDOWS...... DUH!

[waterboy]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
There was a blond that went to the furniture and linens store. She was shopping for curtains and had been most of the day.

She decided this would be her last stop if the people here could not help her. She went in and asked for curtains.

The sales person asked "what size would you like?"

The blonde said"17 inches square".

17 inches. What is it for?

Blondy said" MY computer."

Your computer????

Yes.


Why????

It has WINDOWS...... DUH!
DUH......!:D

[waterboy]

An oldie but goodie:

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

:eek: :eek: :D