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BwdLion_80
01-09-2009, 10:06 AM
The Dallas Morning Mews...



A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he said that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.



When the judge then suggested he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

44INAROW
01-09-2009, 10:12 AM
<-------------- fell for it - hook line and sinker :doh:

LH Panther Mom
01-09-2009, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
<-------------- fell for it - hook line and sinker :doh:
:clap: :clap: :clap: It's an oldie but goodie!

BOCEPHUS
01-09-2009, 10:31 AM
ANYBODY GOT ONE OF THEM 'HOOK REMOVAL' GADGETS?????

pirate4state
01-09-2009, 10:32 AM
Why I outta :foul: :D

Potted Meat
01-09-2009, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
<-------------- fell for it - hook line and sinker :doh: Me dos.

LH Panther Mom
01-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Potted Meat
Me dos.
DMN journalist, huh? :thinking: :thinking: Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm".

Ranger Mom
01-09-2009, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
<-------------- fell for it - hook line and sinker :doh:

Ditto!!:)

coach
01-09-2009, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by BwdLion_80
The Dallas Morning Mews...



A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he said that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.



When the judge then suggested he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

this joke is as old as phil c

piratebg
01-09-2009, 12:13 PM
Old or not, I fell for it as well. :doh:

WylieBulldog92
01-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:clap: :clap: :clap: It's an oldie but goodie!
I can honestly say I haven't heard it before and I laughed!

:p

LH Panther Mom
01-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by WylieBulldog92
I can honestly say I haven't heard it before and I laughed!

:p
Well, I'm old. :p

PHS Wildcats
01-09-2009, 08:44 PM
I should've known:mad: :D