Now that most of us have recovered......

[Trashman]

from the philly disaster.:D

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.


If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common?


A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?


A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?


A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?


A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?


A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?


A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

[IHStangFan]

LMAO!!! Awesome! :clap:

[LH Panther Mom]

:evillol: :evillol: :evillol: Greatness! :D

[ccmom]

As much as my heart is still breaking from disappointment...those were GREAT!:clap:

[slingshot]

Lifelong Cowboys fan here... and I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks!:clap:

[grahampaw]

guy at the bar says "all Dallas Cowboy fans are obnoxious jerks".Guy at the other end of the bar yells"Hey I take offense to that".First guy says"Oh are you a Cowboy Fan".Other guy says "no Im an obnoxious jerk".


How many players did the Cowboys suit out their last game?22,the rest could dress themselfs.

[eagles_victory]

What do the Dallas Cowboys have in common with bears? Both go into hibernation in December and January

[BwdLion_80]

Here is one more!

Do you know what the NFL and brokeback mountain have in common? They both have Cowboys that suck!:eek: