Advise to our young male members

[Looking4number8]

In light of several recent threads I think we should have a thread of advice to our younger members that are about to go out on there on with there young brides to be... Shoot, we may even need to sticky this one so we can all revisit it!

I will start


"fine" means I will do it your way and hold this decision over yor head FOREVER!!!

"whatever you think dear" means "whatever she thinks"

and most important thing ever is

Her mom is the only opinion that counts.... ever!

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
In light of several recent threads I think we should have a thread of advice to our younger members that are about to go out on there on with there young brides to be... Shoot, we may even need to sticky this one so we can all revisit it!

I will start


"fine" means I will do it your way and hold this decision over yor head FOREVER!!!

"whatever you think dear" means "whatever she thinks"

and most important thing ever is

Her mom is the only opinion that counts.... ever!

Ohhhhh, I'm so gonna be nice.........for now ;)

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Ohhhhh, I'm so gonna be nice.........for now ;)

Come on buddy, I am depending on your help! Your wife will never find out!.... wait that probably should be in the "not to" part of the advise column

[RedWhiteBlue]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
In light of several recent threads I think we should have a thread of advice to our younger members that are about to go out on there on with there young brides to be... Shoot, we may even need to sticky this one so we can all revisit it!

I will start


"fine" means I will do it your way and hold this decision over yor head FOREVER!!!

"whatever you think dear" means "whatever she thinks"

and most important thing ever is

Her mom is the only opinion that counts.... ever!
You know, wookin'- I think you may be a little bitter.....:rolleyes:

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by RedWhiteBlue
You know, wookin'- I think you may be a little bitter.....:rolleyes:

just trying to be helpful, I swear!

[Looking4number8]

Hey, I have a real one. Take advise from this guy and learn to dance. This big boy has some moves and looks to me like he "married up"

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/evolution-of-wedding-dance-p1.php?emf=1

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
Your wife will never find out!.... wait that probably should be in the "not to" part of the advise column

Exactly!! :clap: :clap: :D

[Phil C]

I'M BOSS AT MY HOUSE! WHAT I SAY GOES!!

:mad:

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Phil C
I'M BOSS AT MY HOUSE! WHAT I SAY GOES!!

:mad:

yep, same here.... I live alone too!

[Ranger Mom]

Words Women Use

"FINE":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING"
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word "Fine."

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a onverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

"GO AHEAD"
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"


and the VERY most important thing to remember is:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Words Women Use

"FINE":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING"
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word "Fine."

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a onverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

"GO AHEAD"
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"


and the VERY most important thing to remember is:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Ouch! :1popcorn: :1popcorn: Heh Heh!

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Words Women Use

"FINE":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING"
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word "Fine."

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a onverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

"GO AHEAD"
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"


and the VERY most important thing to remember is:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I have read that before and showed my wife. She says that's not the case, yet I catch her doing exactly what was written.

I'm slowly catching on to her/their little "quirks." Even though no one will EVER have it completely figured out.

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by poisoned10
I'm slowly catching on to her/their little "quirks."

You gotta harem?? :eek: :eek:
Ya know the sayin.....If ya gotta harem then share 'em! :D
HA HA HA! Gawd, I kill me!!

Lookin......need to add that to the manual you're working on ;)

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
You gotta harem?? :eek: :eek:
Ya know the sayin.....If ya gotta harem then share 'em! :D
HA HA HA! Gawd, I kill me!!

I don't get it. :thinking:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by poisoned10
I don't get it. :thinking:

:doh: .....it was funny. Just laugh!

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
:doh: .....it was funny. Just laugh!

http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by poisoned10
http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg

I see you figured out the pitcure posting thing! Good luck with that harem!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif

This is all your fault, men of the board. Things used to be the way they were supposed to. I'm going to bring them back.

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
I see you figured out the pitcure posting thing! Good luck with that harem!

I knew how to post a picture, just not one straight from your computer, which you apparently can't do.

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif

This is all your fault, men of the board. Things used to be the way they were supposed to. I'm going to bring them back.


Awwww yes, to good ole days of 1955! Dad was not so stupid after all!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Exactly. Dad was a wise man after all.

[RedWhiteBlue]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif

This is all your fault, men of the board. Things used to be the way they were supposed to. I'm going to bring them back.
Good luck with that and let me know when the new bride gets her citizenship!!!:D

[Necks_Fan]

Where's the advice?:thinking:

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Necks_Fan
Where's the advice?:thinking:

Everybody (and by everybody I especially mean Lion Addict) is afraid their wife might see what they right!

[Trashman]

Here is the best advice I ever received...........

How to Please a Woman
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your wife.

Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.

How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your husband.

Show up naked;
Bring beer.
:D

And when all else fails......Keep this picture in mind.....


http://bose.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/7451044654/inlineimg/Y/EngineersView.jpg

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Trashman
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your husband.

Show up naked;
Bring beer.
:D

And when all else fails......Keep this picture in mind.....


http://bose.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/7451044654/inlineimg/Y/EngineersView.jpg

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gifhttp://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gif

Now, that's funny!! :clap:

[Necks_Fan]

Originally posted by Trashman
Here is the best advice I ever received...........

How to Please a Woman
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your wife.

Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.

How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your husband.

Show up naked;
Bring beer.
:D

And when all else fails......Keep this picture in mind.....


http://bose.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/7451044654/inlineimg/Y/EngineersView.jpg Nice.:clap:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
Everybody (and by everybody I especially mean Lion Addict) is afraid their wife might see what they right!

Ummmmm, trust me.....I ain't skeered ;) :D

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by RedWhiteBlue
Good luck with that and let me know when the new bride gets her citizenship!!!:D


And let me know if she has a sister!






Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Ummmmm, trust me.....I ain't skeered ;) :D


And you, your just a liar?

[ccmom]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
In light of several recent threads I think we should have a thread of advice to our younger members that are about to go out on there on with there young brides to be... Shoot, we may even need to sticky this one so we can all revisit it!

I will start


"fine" means I will do it your way and hold this decision over yor head FOREVER!!!

"whatever you think dear" means "whatever she thinks"

and most important thing ever is

Her mom is the only opinion that counts.... ever!

I'm trying to figure out someone with this much knowledge is currently single. :confused: Sounds to me like you've got it all figured out!:thumbsup:

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by ccmom
I'm trying to figure out someone with this much knowledge is currently single.

Its because I am old and ugly!

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
And you, your just a liar?

Oh no.........very serious :cool:

[Ranger Mom]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/wbcruisers/WomensBrain.gif


Ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts. :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/wbcruisers/WomensBrain.gif


Ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts. :D

HAHAHAHA :spitlol: :spitlol:

And if they are blue, well nevermind

SD Sista :devil:

[Lion_Addict]

DANG......Yawl are BAD!!!:eek: :eek: I like it though :D

[Necks_Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts. :D :eek:

And :dispntd: @ P4S.

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by Looking4number8
Hey, I have a real one. Take advise from this guy and learn to dance. This big boy has some moves and looks to me like he "married up"

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/evolution-of-wedding-dance-p1.php?emf=1

big boy can move--LOL...