a little post Thanksgiving humor

[IHS Fan]

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little
> girl
> >leaning into the lion's cage.
> >
> >Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
> and tries to pull
> >her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
> screaming parents.
> >
> >The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits
> the lion square
> >on the nose with a powerful punch.
> >
> >Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go
> of the girl, and
> >the biker brings her to her terrified
> >parents, who thank him endlessly.
> >
> >A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
> >
> >The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
> and
> >brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
> >
> >The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really,
> the
> >lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
> >danger, and a cted as I felt right."
> >
> >The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist
> from
> >the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have
> this story on the
> >front page.
> >
> >So, what do you do for a living and what political
> affiliation do you
> >have?"
> >
> >The biker replies, "I'm a police officer and a
> >Republican."
> >
> >The following morning the biker buys The New York Times
> to see if it
> >indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the
> front page:
> >
> >COP ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
> >