Lawyer Jokes

[zippy]

Two lawyers were talking to each other in the hallway of the courthouse, when a very attractive woman walks by. One of the lawyers says to the other "Man I'd like to **** her", the other lawyer says "Outta What?".

Man I must be bored, hurry up friday

[turbostud]

Why dont you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up in the sand.

[crabman]

What do you do when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in concrete?

Order more concrete.

[SINTON81]

What makes a lawyer madder than losing a class action lawsuit?


Having to drive to Corpus to see a football game. :D :D :D

[Old No. 7]

Three surgens were talking one day. Who would you rather operate on? The first one said an acountant because everything is always neat and in order. The second one said an electrician because everything was color coded. The third one said a Lawyer because they don't have any guts and their heart and their a-- hole are interchangable. :D :D (sorry about the spelling but it's late)

[Old No. 7]

turbostud:
Why dont you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up in the sand.:D :D :D

[Buccaneer]

Q How can you tell if Paintball is lying ?

A His lips are moving!