Stangbogey Candle Co. Llp

[nobogey72]

New line of "Man Candles" Original flavors include:

sawdust
diesel fuel
carb cleaner
gunpowder
dead minnows
pine tar
model airplane glue
2-stroke engine exhaust
burning rubber
biscuits and gravy
campfire smoke

SUGGESTIONS WANTED!!!!!!!

[CHS_89]

Old tackle box

[Pick6]

Fresh cut grass

[Lion_Addict]

Newly opened "Playboy" magazine.

[IHStangFan]

AWESOME! Boog....we are ONTO something man!

Keep em coming guys! :D

[Lion_Addict]

COLD BEER!!! :2thumbsup

[thatboiwes]

Beer

[thatboiwes]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
COLD BEER!!! :2thumbsup


Aww man. You beat me to it.

[Sweetwater Red]

Tuna?:thinking:

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Tuna?:thinking: fresh or canned? :D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by thatboiwes
Aww man. You beat me to it.

Great minds :D . Never can have too much cold beer! :thumbsup:

[BwdLion73]

Deer Camp....(Will require a combination of candles)

:D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Tuna?:thinking:

I think that would be fine. Probably wouldn't be a big seller in some areas, but hey....!!:D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Tuna?:thinking:

Heh Heh Heh......I'm finding this one quite ammusing :D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by BwdLion73
Deer Camp....(Will require a combination of candles)

:D that will take a combo of our diesel exhaust, gunpowder, fresh kill, cold beer, outdoor urination, dirt, beer farts, and beef jerky candles. :D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
that will take a combo of our diesel exhaust, gunpowder, fresh kill, cold beer, outdoor urination, dirt, beer farts, and beef jerky candles. :D I left out Copenhagen.

[IHStangFan]

Let's not forget our Super Bowl Party collection....this includes hot wings, pizza, cold beer, nachos, beer farts, new leather couch, and benjamin ($100s) candles.

[thatboiwes]

How about an asprin scent? For those nights you put on too much of the beer scent.

[Trashman]

Beef Jerky!:D

[Bullaholic]

locker room
Hooter's
Cabelas

[IHStangFan]

new tires

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
I left out Copenhagen.

Ohhhhh.....good 'un!

[Lion_Addict]

GOJO hand cleaner.

[Maroon87]

Scott's Winterizer.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
GOJO hand cleaner. LOL!!!! NICE!!! we could also throw in "Lava Soap"

[Ranger Mom]

You have GOT to have dirty socks and sweat....or does "locker room" have the combined aroma??

[Maroon87]

Jack Daniels

[Sweetwater Red]

Sweaty pole dancin' stripper.

[Bullaholic]

You guys have any idea how many I have erased?.........:D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Sweaty pole dancin' stripper.

LMAO!!! :2thumbsup ......Ummmmm, well....nevermind. I'll be a good boy :D

[nobogey72]

"Old Pool Hall"

"Wet dog"

"Old Memeograph Machine Paper"

"Brylcream" remember? a little dab'l do ya

[pirate4state]

clean sweat

:inlove:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by pirate4state
clean sweat

:inlove:

:confused: Hmmmmm :thinking: . Maybe it should be :eek: ?

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by pirate4state
clean sweat

:inlove:

Does such a thing exist?:thinking:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Maroon87
Does such a thing exist?:thinking: yes, yes it does! :p

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by pirate4state
yes, yes it does! :p

Hey one more for 30K...:eek:

[Maroon87]

Fresh paint.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
You guys have any idea how many I have erased?.........:D LOL...you aren't the only one amigo!

Freshly plowed field
Dairy Farm
Greyhound Bus
Port Aransas Beach Seaweed
Outhouse
Burning Clutch
Old Spice
Transmission Fluid

[Maroon87]

Overheating engine

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
fresh or canned? :D

I was thinking more along the lines of freshly cleaned.:devil:

[Lion_Addict]

OK, I'm gonna go there......... a condom :blush:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Maroon87
Overheating engine HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :devil: :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
OK, I'm gonna go there......... a condom :blush: you want a condom scented candle?!?! :eek: :thinking:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I was thinking more along the lines of freshly cleaned.:devil:

:2thumbsup :iagree: Heh Heh!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate4state
you want a condom scented candle?!?! :eek: :thinking:

Now just how would one tell if that is good or bad? :D

[nobogey72]

I just thought of a good one:

"Stale Cigarette Breath/Cheap Perfume" Get ya a good ol' whiff of this right before midnight........ (1:00 am on Saturdays) and giddyup.:2thumbsup :2thumbsup

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by pirate4state
you want a condom scented candle?!?! :eek: :thinking:

Gotta diversify and have a few for the ladies:p

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I was thinking more along the lines of freshly cleaned.:devil: so......you want a Masengill flavored candle.....and don't get me started on that...but I think Rodney Carrington was onto something about the whole feminine products should basically have the same scents as tv dinners. :D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I just thought of a good one:

"Stale Cigarette Breath/Cheap Perfume" Get ya a good ol' whiff of this right before midnight........ (1:00 am on Saturdays) and giddyup.:2thumbsup :2thumbsup we'll call this one "Bar Fly" :D

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I just thought of a good one:

"Stale Cigarette Breath/Cheap Perfume" Get ya a good ol' whiff of this right before midnight........ (1:00 am on Saturdays) and giddyup.:2thumbsup :2thumbsup

How about "scent of another woman" LOL

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by pirate4state
you want a condom scented candle?!?! :eek: :thinking:

Was just thinking along the lines of "Men things/scents we're used to"...... and un-used of course :p

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Maroon87
How about "scent of another woman" LOL

:clap: :clap: :clap: Best one yet!!!!

[trojan37]

You got to have a "fart" candle. Can you imagine the smell when you light that one.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by trojan37
You got to have a "fart" candle. Can you imagine the smell when you light that one. we've got "beer fart"

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Was just thinking along the lines of "Men things/scents we're used to"...... and un-used of course :p uh huh....yall are in rare form today....here there is another scent

RARE! :D

[trojan37]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
we've got "beer fart"

Didn't see that one. Even better.

[IHStangFan]

a couple from my profession....

hot soldering station/iron
freshly burned resistors

[IHStangFan]

do we have "Smoked Goodyears" yet?

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
we'll call this one "Bar Fly" :D

Even though that is my wife's nickname,:( I think that is the perfect for that particular fragrance.:clap: :clap:


"Brand New Baseball Glove"

"20 Year Old Baseball Glove"

"Fried Baloney"

"Spam"

"Alsups"

"Taco Bueno Bag Under The Seat For A Week"

HOLY CRAP WE'RE GONNA GET RICH OFF THIS.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Even though that is my wife's nickname,:( I think that is the perfect for that particular fragrance.:clap: :clap:


"Brand New Baseball Glove"

"20 Year Old Baseball Glove"

"Fried Baloney"

"Spam"

"Alsups"

"Taco Bueno Bag Under The Seat For A Week"

HOLY CRAP WE'RE GONNA GET RICH OFF THIS. LOL...I really do think guys would buy these things if there were some way to actually come up w/ these fragrances.

Bait Stand
Horse Barn
New Truck
Backed Up Septic
Nitro-methane
Cedar

[Maroon87]

Burning Huisache

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
so......you want a Masengill flavored candle.....and don't get me started on that...but I think Rodney Carrington was onto something about the whole feminine products should basically have the same scents as tv dinners. :D



:thumbsup: :D

[nobogey72]

"Dirty Girdle":D

Not really, but it's a cool sounding name for a candle.

Actually, some weirdos would probably buy it. :rolleyes:
Man there are some sick people out there.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
"Dirty Girdle":D

Not really, but it's a cool sounding name for a candle.

Actually, some weirdos would probably buy it. :rolleyes:
Man there are some sick people out there.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: LOL!!!! Jennifer Garner's undies......

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
LOL!!!! Jennifer Garner's undies......

Good One!!!!!

"Jennifer Garner's MOM'S Undies":D :D

OK, maybe not.

[nobogey72]

"Forgot To Flush"

[nobogey72]

"Duck Butter" it's an old dairy product.:cool:

[nobogey72]

"Prune-Tang"

constipated astronauts will love this one!!!!!:D :D

Houston and Cape Canaveral will be big markets for this flavor.:clap: :clap:

[IHStangFan]

"Fumunda Cheese" :D

[Necks_Fan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
"Prune-Tang"

constipated astronauts will love this one!!!!!:D :D

Houston and Cape Canaveral will be big markets for this flavor.:clap: :clap: Dude.... Bogey... sometimes you are just too much. Lol. :clap:

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
"Fumunda Cheese" :D

I prefer Fumunda Goo.
Toe Jam is nice also.
Skidmark is good, but can be a bit pungent for some.
Naval Hair
Coodies
Locker Room
But the best of all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,TAINT.:devil:

[nobogey72]

We have got some good ideas here for our new company. We still need more though from you (our creative department) before we send it to our R&D department, and then on to production, and then on to marketing. Any of ya'll know anything about R&D? I'm not even sure what that stands for, I just know that is the next step cause I read it in a magazine at the dentist office waiting for my wife to get her tooth cleaned. IHStangfan, do you think it's time to have a board meeting?

Oh,Oh... I just thought of a new aroma----"Relative Humidity"

[nobogey72]

"Bicycle Seat":clap: :clap:

[Bullaholic]

Boys---I sure hope somebody marks this thread- "Warning--Men Only" very soon. :D This thing is getting ranker than a 3-day old dead cow in the summer.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by nobogey72
"Bicycle Seat":clap: :clap:

Will there be a scratch n sniff out soon for this one?;)

[ProudHornetMom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Boys---I sure hope somebody marks this thread- "Warning--Men Only" very soon. :D This thing is getting ranker than a 3-day old dead cow in the summer.

Too Late!:1omg!
This is one of the reasons God created women...to counterbalance the "creativity" of man.:D

[sinton66]

Nachos
Pennzoil
WD-40
Deep Woods Off
Wet Canvas Tent
Butane
Mesquite Firewood
Folger's Coffee
Remington Gun oil
Dr. Scholl's Odor Eaters
Cattle Feed Yard
Surprized Skunk
B.S. Repellant

;)

[STANG RED]

Here are some good ones we'll all recognize right away.
Egg Fart
Bean Fart
Cabbage Fart
Garlic Fart (my personal fav)
And lets not forget the the always impressive Beer Fart.

These will be very useful in keeping those pesty women out of our man spaces on these football weekends.

[sinton66]

Ode du Garbage Truck
(Nothing quite like a hot sunny day following a rainy day.)OMG!:eek:

[TheDOCTORdre]

how can we forget

Pork Rinds
Corn Nuts

and of course we cant forget
Carney Man

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
We have got some good ideas here for our new company. We still need more though from you (our creative department) before we send it to our R&D department, and then on to production, and then on to marketing. Any of ya'll know anything about R&D? I'm not even sure what that stands for, I just know that is the next step cause I read it in a magazine at the dentist office waiting for my wife to get her tooth cleaned. IHStangfan, do you think it's time to have a board meeting?

Oh,Oh... I just thought of a new aroma----"Relative Humidity" LOL....R&D..."research and development". We do have some creative souls here. I half believe these things would sell!! :clap:

[Maroon87]

Dirty jock strap.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Maroon87
Dirty jock strap. :eek: :eek: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hairpunk:

[LH Panther Mom]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but....... :D


"Manterns" (http://www.veryfunnygifts.com/)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but....... :D


"Manterns" (http://www.veryfunnygifts.com/)

bahahahahahahaha

I'd buy "the ballpark" and "freshly cut grass"

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but....... :D


"Manterns" (http://www.veryfunnygifts.com/)

From what I can tell, our "creative department" beats theirs hands down. We'll put them out of business in no time at all.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Boys---I sure hope somebody marks this thread- "Warning--Men Only" very soon. :D This thing is getting ranker than a 3-day old dead cow in the summer.

:clap: :clap: Hey, good one Bull.-----"3 Day Old Dead Cow In The Summer" Could be a BIG seller.

"Stinkbait"

"Dog Breath"

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:eek: :eek: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hairpunk:

It's a dude smell, no?:thinking:

[waterboy]

"Ruttin' Buck"
"Stinky Finger"
"Fart Blossom"
"El Cheapo" or "Cheap Date"
"Singed Hair"
"Muff Stuff"
"Crotch Rot"

Just a few to think about. You can send the discovery fee and the royalties to:

The Scent Factory
1 Stinky Road
Smellytown, Texas 75600

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by nobogey72
"Bicycle Seat":clap: :clap:

OMG -

this is a great thread.........

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
OMG -

this is a great thread.........

I know!! I'd like to keep it going but I can't think of anymore. I am plum smelled out.:(

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by waterboy
"Ruttin' Buck"
"Stinky Finger"
"Fart Blossom"
"El Cheapo" or "Cheap Date"
"Singed Hair"
"Muff Stuff"
"Crotch Rot"

Just a few to think about. You can send the discovery fee and the royalties to:

The Scent Factory
1 Stinky Road
Smellytown, Texas 75600

I'm not sure what to think about you Gilmer folks!

[waterboy]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'm not sure what to think about you Gilmer folks!
I promise I'll send you some "scratch 'n sniff" samples if he decides to use my ideas!:evillol: :thumbsup: :D

[Phantom Stang]

Arc Welding

[Texasfootball2]

How about an "arm pit BO" scented candle!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
How about an "arm pit BO" scented candle!

Yeah, and we could name it "Snyder Scents"

"Hot Tar" roofers would like this one.

"Feed Lot" this would be good for someone who grew up close to one, but then moved. It would provide a "comfort" smell.

[garciap77]

I would like to order three "Tiger Pee" candles. I plan to give to them to my good friends DaHop, Tiger Chick, and that good for nothing 325!


:D



;)

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by garciap77
I would like to order three "Tiger Pee" candles. I plan to give to them to my good friends DaHop, Tiger Chick, and that good for nothing 325!


:D



;)

Be careful with this particualar candle. They say it's hard to get any "Pee" or "scent" out of such a "little wick":D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
Be careful with this particualar candle. They say it's hard to get any "Pee" or "scent" out of such a "little wick":D

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[Texasfootball2]

Just thought of another one.

Toe jam scent