Don't you hate when you go to the restroom...

[kepdawg]

And after it's too late you realize there's no toilet paper and when you look around all you see is the rug on the floor, a hand towel, the shower curtain, and a book! :thinking:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by kepdawg
And after it's too late you realize there's no toilet paper and when you look around all you see is the rug on the floor, a hand towel, the shower curtain, and a book! :thinking:

And an individual's choice in that scenario goes a long ways about telling us about their character without benefit of knowing their astrological sign. :D

[pirate4state]

:tmi:

[IHStangFan]

the answer here is simple.....what is the only one of these that can be used and disposed of down the toilet via the flush? A rug won't go down, a towel won't go down, a shower curtain won't go down.....

pages of a book.....without a doubt the best choice.

:D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
the answer here is simple.....what is the only one of these that can be used and disposed of down the toilet via the flush? A rug won't go down, a towel won't go down, a shower curtain won't go down.....

pages of a book.....without a doubt the best choice.

:D

Very good, IHStang---Mr. Spock would be proud of you. :D

[carter08]

i could not desecrate the book like that. i would run out of the restroom and grab paper towels.

naked.

[coach]

who says you have to whipe

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by coach
who says you have to whipe

Anybody you're whith....:D

[sinton66]

I'm not sure I'd know how to whipe.

[kepdawg]

In case anybody is wondering what I did I opened up the cabinet and got a new roll of toilet paper! :)

[nobogey72]

I never thought about it, but it has now dawned on me that is why my wife has come out of restraunt restroom wearing only one of her tube socks.:doh:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I never thought about it, but it has now dawned on me that is why my wife has come out of restraunt restroom wearing only one of her tube socks.:doh:

:clap:

They still sale tube socks?

:D

[CHS_89]

Originally posted by kepdawg
And after it's too late you realize there's no toilet paper and when you look around all you see is the rug on the floor, a hand towel, the shower curtain, and a book! :thinking:

Reminds me of an old school rap song Kep. "Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when your stranded? And no paper on the roll.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by CHS_89
Reminds me of an old school rap song Kep. "Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when your stranded? And no paper on the roll.

To the tune of the theme song of the old western show "Branded" starring Chuck Conners. Right?

[Trashman]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:tmi:


:ditto:

[CHS_89]

Originally posted by nobogey72
To the tune of the theme song of the old western show "Branded" starring Chuck Conners. Right?

Yes. That's correct. I forgot who sang it but it was from the late 80's.

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by kepdawg
And after it's too late you realize there's no toilet paper and when you look around all you see is the rug on the floor, a hand towel, the shower curtain, and a book! :thinking: ever see a dog drag it's butt?:thinking:

[Chillimaru]

Thats why i carry a pocket knife, cut your underwear off and use them:)

[orange machine]

Well if you are at your house and didnt have any toilet paper why not just jump in the shower. :nerd:

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by orange machine
Well if you are at your house and didnt have any toilet paper why not just jump in the shower. :nerd: :clap: :clap:

[waterboy]

Ever heard the term "stinky finger"?:D

[Necked]

seriously...dont use a book page. cant think of a worse place anywhere on your body to get a papercut than that one...

[raider red 2000]

Originally posted by Necked
seriously...dont use a book page. cant think of a worse place anywhere on your body to get a papercut than that one...

you crumble the paper...then un crumble....repeat several times....it makes the paper much softer...and reduces the possibility of a paper cut.....and feels oh so much better :)