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eppy 12
09-04-2008, 08:23 AM
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

A nswer:
Princess
Diana's
Death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English princess
With an
Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes
In a French tunnel,
Driving a German
Car

With a
Dutch engine,

Driven
By a Belgian

Who was
Drunk

On
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
Change the spelling),

Followed
Closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,

On
Japanese motorcycles;

Treated
By an American doctor,
Using

Brazilian
Medicines.

This is
Sent to you by

A
Chinese,

Using
Bill Gates's technology,

And You're probably reading
This on your computer,

That
Uses Taiwanese chips,
And

A Korean
Monitor,

Assembled
By

Bangladeshi
Workers

In a
Singapore plant,

Transported
By Indian

Lorry-drivers,

Hijacked
By Indonesians,

Unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

And
Trucked to you by Mexican illegals....

That, my friends,
Is what I call Globalization!

:thinking: