The Companionate Lawyer

[44INAROW]

> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine
> when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to
> investigate.
>
> He asked one of the men, 'Why are you eating
> grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
> man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat
> grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
> I'll feed you' the lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
> are over there, under that tree'
>
> 'Bring them along' the lawyer replied. Turning to
> the other poor man he ;stated, 'You come with us
> also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir,
> I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>
> 'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for
> a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
> and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking
> all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really
> love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.

[LH Panther Mom]

Hahahaha! :doh: :doh: :D

[JasperDog94]

Nice.:)

[shankbear]

99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine
> when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to
> investigate.
>
> He asked one of the men, 'Why are you eating
> grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
> man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat
> grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
> I'll feed you' the lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
> are over there, under that tree'
>
> 'Bring them along' the lawyer replied. Turning to
> the other poor man he ;stated, 'You come with us
> also.'
>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir,
> I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
>
> 'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for
> a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
> and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking
> all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really
> love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.


Hey Rita...did you show this one to your boss?:D

too funny

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Hey Rita...did you show this one to your boss?:D

too funny

What are you talking about? This is my boss! :eek: :devil: j/k :D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by shankbear
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I almost put a disclaimer to exclude you Shankbear....... lol.....I hope you believe the joke was done in jest...... I rec'd it from my daughter to is a legal asst...... now she gets some great jokes :)

[shankbear]

No offense taken I assure you. Our profession is sometimes accurately reflected in the jokes.

I love lawyer jokes. I know many joke lawyers.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by shankbear
No offense taken I assure you. Our profession is sometimes accurately reflected in the jokes.

I love lawyer jokes. I know many joke lawyers.

Rita's boss (an attorney) has the BEST lawyer jokes...I always look forward to them.

You probably get the lawyer jokes, like I get the banker jokes...most are pretty funny.

What irritates me is that I have a cousin that lives in Colorado that thinks she has to send me every dumb, redneck joke she gets. I am starting to see a clear picture of what she thinks of everyone in Texas.:evil:

[44INAROW]

I need to make a correction in my most previous post - but it's passed the 30 min edit limit - but I got the joke from my daughter in law lol - I don't have any daughters....... :D

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I need to make a correction in my most previous post - but it's passed the 30 min edit limit - but I got the joke from my daughter in law lol - I don't have any daughters....... :D I saw that and started to say something but you have just gone past a critical "number".:devil: