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Lion_Addict
08-18-2008, 04:19 PM
The first ever male blonde joke


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again!
If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the Bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much.

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch

WylieBulldog92
08-18-2008, 04:20 PM
MY ROFL COPTER GOES WHOOSH WHOOSH

Emerson1
08-18-2008, 04:22 PM
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have

DDBooger
08-18-2008, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have damn M! you sound like an old man! haha

crzyjournalist03
08-18-2008, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have

compensating for something?

DDBooger
08-18-2008, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
compensating for something? uh oh:redxpoke:

Lion_Addict
08-18-2008, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Emerson1
Why do you bold your post? It's annoying to read even on a huge monitor like I have

Might I suggest you don't read anything I post from now on... :rolleyes: . Now move your pissing & moaning on to somewhere else :devil:

Ranger Mom
08-18-2008, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
compensating for something?

That made me laugh!!

Who is compensating??

Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??

Pick6
08-18-2008, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That made me laugh!!

Who is compensating??

Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??

In the famous words of Deion Sanders, "Both" :D

crzyjournalist03
08-18-2008, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That made me laugh!!

Who is compensating??

Lion_Addict with his bold print or Kyle with his huge monitor??

exactly. :D

The ambiguity was intentional. That way, nobody can get pissy with me over it.

Lion_Addict
08-18-2008, 04:39 PM
Lookie........is that better for the oh so sensitive ones?

Ranger Mom
08-18-2008, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Lookie........is that better for the oh so sensitive ones?

The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!

Pick6
08-18-2008, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!

There's a guy
on another board
that post like
this. I hate
post like this.

Lion_Addict
08-18-2008, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
The bold doesn't bother me a bit....it is the ones who type in ALL CAPS that drive me nuts....especially if they have over 3 lines of text!!

HUH
HUH
HUH
HUH
HUH????????????????????????? :D

Ranger Mom
08-18-2008, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Lion_Addict
HUH
HUH
HUH
HUH
HUH????????????????????????? :D

Sorry....you just don't bother me the way I_DONT_CARE does!!:kiss:

Lion_Addict
08-18-2008, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Sorry....you just don't bother me the way I_DONT_CARE does!!:kiss:


Dag gum it.... I'll never get to be like the Special ones :weeping:

AP Panther Fan
08-18-2008, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Pick6
There's a guy
on another board
that post like
this. I hate
post like this.


Bet I know which
former 3adownlow
member this is.

:D

You get 3 guesses
blast away.

Pick6
08-18-2008, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Bet I know which
former 3adownlow
member this is.

:D

You get 3 guesses
blast away.

I know who it is. I didn't want to bring up someone's name from another board.

Emerson1
08-18-2008, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Pick6
There's a guy
on another board
that post like
this. I hate
post like this.
He is a very bitter man. I bet he is going to see these post and talk about it on the 3adownlow fan site

AP Panther Fan
08-18-2008, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Emerson1
He is a very bitter man. I bet he is going to see these post and talk about it on the 3adownlow fan site


What site are you referring to?

Emerson1
08-18-2008, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
What site are you referring to?
The site with all the bitter people who hate the downlow but cry because they were banned and still read daily

Necks_Fan
08-21-2008, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Emerson1
The site with all the bitter people who hate the downlow but cry because they were banned and still read daily I just made another name and went to town.