The Old Cowboy

[44INAROW]

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS
GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND A 15 FOOTHOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.


:D :D

(sorry about the caps but I was too lazy to retype it) :nerd:

[crzyjournalist03]

isn't a sprinkle of gun powder what they feed bulldogs to make them retarded so they'll fight?

[44INAROW]

Holy Moly, I hope not, I didn't mean for the thread to go in that direction :eek:

[crzyjournalist03]

sorry...not trying to steer it toward a debate...I was just wondering if that was supposed to be a hidden punch line behind the punch line somewhere.

[Phil C]

You can always tell who the people are that brush their teeth with gunpowder. They are always shooting their mouths off.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Phil C
You can always tell who the people are that brush their teeth with gunpowder. They are always shooting their mouths off.

:D :D :D funny stuff Phil ;)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Phil C
You can always tell who the people are that brush their teeth with gunpowder. They are always shooting their mouths off. Quick someone go clean out the gunpowder supply in Brownwood, Celina & Liberty Hill!!!

Oh and at Casey's house too.

:p :p