Friday Story Time

[eppy 12]

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.'' :( :nerd:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by eppy 12
A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''

''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.

''They called back.'' :( :nerd:

poor guy :p

I'll admit that I have "dialed" my calculator and tried to "calculate" on the phone at the office before.........

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
poor guy :p

I'll admit that I have "dialed" my calculator and tried to "calculate" on the phone at the office before......... :doh:

[BILLYFRED0000]

How bout the police officer with a 357 beside the phone on his night stand.


Tried to answer the phone late one night and shot himself.......

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
How bout the police officer with a 357 beside the phone on his night stand.


Tried to answer the phone late one night and shot himself....... obviously missed that safety briefing?:thinking:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Naw he was the guy that shot himself in the foot at the safety briefing.:p