atv or xxx

[jason]

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Denied ATV shop permit, businessman takes new tack
Announces a porn shop named after one of his biggest opponents

by Ernie Bjorkman, News2

June 19, 2008

ALLENSPARK (KWGN) — People in the small mountain town of Allenspark are drawing up the battle lines.

The controversy began when Jeff Mead wanted to open an ATV rental store there.

But nearby neighbors complained about the noise and enviromental impact.

Margie Patterson says Mead's clients have damaged pristine private land, a claim Mead dismisses.

The Boulder County Planning Commission recently denied the businessman a special-use permit to open his business.

So Mead put out a banner on his building which reads,"Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery".

Mead said he's serious about opening the adult store to make money since he was denied a permit to open his rental shop.

Patterson and other residents claim the move is childish and in poor taste.

Mead says he hopes to open the porn gallery by August.




LINK (http://cw2.trb.com/news/kwgn-allenspark-porn-shop,0,2095046.story)


on a side note - peterson is the last name of the person who most contested the atv shop

[eppy 12]

BRAVO!:clap: :clap:

[crzyjournalist03]

I can guarantee you that the customers at that shop will be a lot quieter and hide their stuff better than the customers at the ATV shop would.

[rangerjim]

either way it gives credence to the old ATV sales pitch - put something exciting between your legs

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by rangerjim
either way it gives credence to the old ATV sales pitch - put something exciting between your legs


:spitlol:

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I can guarantee you that the customers at that shop will be a lot quieter and hide their stuff better than the customers at the ATV shop would. and if they don't "hide their stuff" they get busted for exposure:thinking:

[BobcatBenny]

LMAO.

That guy should run for President!

[Johnny 5]

Awesome move lol

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
LMAO.

That guy should run for President!

:rolleyes:

only Benny would turn a thread about porn into a political thread...;) :D

[rangerjim]

I guess we're more used to a policitical thread being turned into a porn thread - can you say Monica Lewinski?????????

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by rangerjim
I guess we're more used to a policitical thread being turned into a porn thread - can you say Monica Lewinski????????? yes i can, as a matter of fact, here is friday storytime early.

After a bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror....Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help....'God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed....And just like that... her ears fell off**************

:thinking: :clap:

[rangerjim]

thanks make making my Friday story time early this week. Now I can sleep in tomorrow.

[Old Green]

Originally posted by eppy 12
yes i can, as a matter of fact, here is friday storytime early.

After a bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror....Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help....'God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed....And just like that... her ears fell off**************

:thinking: :clap: :fnypost: :2thumbsup