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jason
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
Dinged By A G-String?
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty lines.


LINK (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html)

eppy 12
06-18-2008, 09:56 AM
it's underwear, not a slingshot:thinking:

Nursebetty
06-18-2008, 10:12 AM
OMG........what's up with people these days?! LOL LOL!!! The things people want to sue others over....geez!:D

STANG RED
06-18-2008, 11:37 AM
Only bad things can happen when a 52 year old woman tries to stretch a small g-string over a XXX large ass.

If the g-string wont fit, you must acquit.:D

coach
06-18-2008, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by eppy 12
it's underwear, not a slingshot:thinking:

it can also be used as a mask

BobcatBenny
06-18-2008, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by coach
it can also be used as a mask
Make sure you wash it first! :)

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