Friday Story Time

[eppy 12]

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles, 'I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Butt Holes!' Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Dang, I LOVE this truck!
:thinking: :rolleyes:

[charlesrixey]

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it would be funnier if it wasn't highly probable

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
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it would be funnier if it wasn't highly probable :clap:

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by eppy 12
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles, 'I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Butt Holes!' Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Dang, I LOVE this truck!
:thinking: :rolleyes:

When I read the title I thought you were telling a joke and didn't realize this is a true story!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BILLYFRED0000]

You forgot Barack and Michelle Obama singing backup......

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
You forgot Barack and Michelle Obama singing backup...... no, no candidates rule.. they were busy "fist bumping" anyway;)

[BILLYFRED0000]

Originally posted by eppy 12
no, no candidates rule.. they were busy "fist bumping" anyway;)

Well I just figured Barack and Michelle were the obvious choice for backups cause they stayed in church for 20 years at least.
Us church goin folks can usually sing a little bit. Not always.

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
Well I just figured Barack and Michelle were the obvious choice for backups cause they stayed in church for 20 years at least.
Us church goin folks can usually sing a little bit. Not always. for the most part, yes.

[Ingleside Fan]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
Well I just figured Barack and Michelle were the obvious choice for backups cause they stayed in church for 20 years at least.
Us church goin folks can usually sing a little bit. Not always.

Come on you nasty right wingers! Quit picking on Barack and Michelle. ;) Our personal association do not reflect on our beliefs or character!!:rolleyes:

[BILLYFRED0000]

My momma always told me that bad company corrupts good morals.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Wow, you guys can't read very well. It's either that or you lack the mental capacity to follow the rules. Makes you almost as bad as the people that you're talking about. ;)