Has Ranger Mom reached cougar status?

[Old Tiger]

I vote yes....

[crzyjournalist03]

it depends...how's her sex drive?

[Old Tiger]

From the stories I've heard....it runs like a Deere

[Ranger Mom]

Dare I ask what "cougar status" is??

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Cougar (n): koo-grr
def:A woman of motherly age (commonly accepted as over 40) with a taste for vodka and younger men.

Sentence: It's thursday, does anyone want to go to Cool River for ladies' night and go cougar hunting?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Dare I ask what "cougar status" is??

an "older" (and by older I mean above normal marrying age) woman who can go after younger (20s) guys and get them easily.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
it depends...how's her sex drive?

:eek: ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!

And why in the heck would I want some young inexperienced kid???

[wildstangs]

Hulk Hogans Wife = Cougar

[CenTexSports]

I know we all think of RM as a cougar but she has proven that she is more of a kodiak bear. She over powers them then eats them.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!

And why in the heck would I want some young inexperienced kid???

:clap: :clap: :clap:lol:D

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!

And why in the heck would I want some young inexperienced kid???

I said ANY younger man...think body-builder, athlete, model...whatever floats your boat.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by wildstangs
Hulk Hogans Wife = Cougar I would say more like a Yhetti....that's a big ol gal

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!

And why in the heck would I want some young inexperienced kid??? So we don't have to take viagra to last longer than 30 minutes? I don't think the "older you the more experienced you are" is relevent now days with kids starting younger and younger.

[Ranger Mom]

No thanks!! I almost have the one I've got trained!!:D

You said (20's)....three of my four boys are in their 20's!!

:eek: :eek:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No thanks!! I almost have the one I've got trained!!:D

You said (20's)....three of my four boys are in their 20's!!

:eek: :eek:

Ever see "The Graduate"? :D ;)

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!



no kidding - anybody who actually KNOWS you knows you like the girly smirnoff drinks.....

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by jason
no kidding - anybody who actually KNOWS you knows you like the girly smirnoff drinks.....

LOL!!

I had to laugh thinking about the "drift" of this thread and then looking at what's underneath your avatar!!!!:D :D

Don't make fun of me and my girly drinks...can you imagine if I DID drink vodka???:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by wildstangs
Hulk Hogans Wife = Cougar

I just heard about this today. She's 48 and he's 19. Apparently
he went to school with her son.:eek:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!!

I had to laugh thinking about the "drift" of this thread and then looking at what's underneath your avatar!!!!:D :D

Don't make fun of me and my girly drinks...can you imagine if I DID drink vodka???:eek: :eek: :eek:

Does this have somthing to do with you asking this question:

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Isn't he "underage?" :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by garciap77
Does this have somthing to do with you asking this question:

Umm....I don't have a clue what you are talking about?:confused:

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by garciap77
Does this have somthing to do with you asking this question: perhaps

[K-MAC Chuck]

Just curious..
do we have a photo of Ranger Mom, so us newbies know who you're talking about? :confused: :thinking: ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Go Blue
perhaps

:doh: :doh: Ohh!! I get it!

Um No....my answer is emphatically NO!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by K-MAC Chuck
Just curious..
do we have a photo of Ranger Mom, so us newbies know who you're talking about? :confused: :thinking: ;)

We have a meet and greet link on the home page.....lots of pics of lots of people on there!!

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I just heard about this today. She's 48 and he's 19. Apparently
he went to school with her son.:eek:

I would in a heartbeat.

[K-MAC Chuck]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
We have a meet and greet link on the home page.....lots of pics of lots of people on there!!

Excellent!! I appreciate that!!

[BobcatBenny]

Originally posted by K-MAC Chuck
Just curious..
do we have a photo of Ranger Mom, so us newbies know who you're talking about? :confused: :thinking: ;)
Can you find the cougar in this photo? (Slightly blurred to hide the imperfections :eek: )
http://blogs.scripps.com/abil/Sweetwater/StangfansTxS1.jpg

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
Cougar (n): koo-grr
def:A woman of motherly age (commonly accepted as over 40) with a taste for vodka and younger men.

Sentence: It's thursday, does anyone want to go to Cool River for ladies' night and go cougar hunting?

I think the male counterpart to that is called "pervert"...:thinking:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Maroon87
I think the male counterpart to that is called "pervert"...:thinking:

:spitlol: :1omg!: :fnypost:

so true!

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
Cougar (n): koo-grr
def:A woman of motherly age (commonly accepted as over 40) with a taste for vodka and younger men.

Sentence: It's thursday, does anyone want to go to Cool River for ladies' night and go cougar hunting?

HAHAHA...that place is awesome. ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
Can you find the cougar in this photo? (Slightly blurred to hide the imperfections :eek: )
http://blogs.scripps.com/abil/Sweetwater/StangfansTxS1.jpg


There are 2 girls in that pic....a young and a not so young one.....how hard can it be??

And be nice....the young one is my daughter!!

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
There are 2 girls in that pic....a young and a not so young one.....how hard can it be??

And be nice....the young one is my daughter!! Easier than finding Waldo in Compton

[BobcatBenny]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
There are 2 girls in that pic....a young and a not so young one.....how hard can it be??

And be nice....the young one is my daughter!!
... I thought you were sisters?!? :confused:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
... I thought you were sisters?!? :confused:

ROFL!! What a suck up you are!! :p :p

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
... I thought you were sisters?!? :confused:

Anyone seen my boots? It's getting deep.....:D

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Anyone seen my boots? It's getting deep.....:D is them boots some new tony llamas? :D:D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
Can you find the cougar in this photo? (Slightly blurred to hide the imperfections :eek: )
http://blogs.scripps.com/abil/Sweetwater/StangfansTxS1.jpg

BobcatBenny are you in this photo?

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/955-056-391.jpg

:vrycnfsd: ;)

[K-MAC Chuck]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
And be nice....the young one is my daughter!!

Question:
How does your daughter sound on a radio interview??:D :eek: :thinking:

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by Maroon87
I think the male counterpart to that is called "pervert"...:thinking:

Pedo, pervert, predator....all would work on this I believe....

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by K-MAC Chuck
Question:
How does your daughter sound on a radio interview??:D :eek: :thinking:

According to anyone who hears her talk...just like me!

Except she has less football knowledge than I do!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
Check the meet and greet pages on the website.

:p :p :p :p


Originally posted by Ranger Mom
We have a meet and greet link on the home page.....lots of pics of lots of people on there!!

[Matthew328]

There is a place in this world for the Coug....if you havent had one you are missing out

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Matthew328
There is a place in this world for the Coug....if you havent had one you are missing out

Goodness!!:eek: :eek:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
According to anyone who hears her talk...just like me!

Except she has less football knowledge than I do!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
There are 2 girls in that pic....a young and a not so young one.....how hard can it be??

And be nice....the young one is my daughter!!
im just wondering who the hell that sexy guy is in the gray sweater and white polo cap next to Kellye...he looks like someone Kellye would prey upon:D

[K-MAC Chuck]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
Can you find the cougar in this photo? (Slightly blurred to hide the imperfections :eek: )
http://blogs.scripps.com/abil/Sweetwater/StangfansTxS1.jpg

how about that Cougar!..:nerd: :D

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by K-MAC Chuck
how about that Cougar!..:nerd: :D watch'er she's on da prowl look for willing pray :D

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ewwww!! I cannot STAND vodka!!!

And why in the heck would I want some young inexperienced kid???


:clap:

[charlesrixey]

i'm surprised this thread lasted this long!

:D

just kidding, of course

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
i'm surprised this thread lasted this long!

:D

just kidding, of course

*snickers at lasted this long in correlation to the thread subject*

[Ranger Mom]

I can't find where any rules have been broken.

Heck, the whole "concept" had to be explained to me....and I was the subject!!:crazy1:

It didn't bother me any...those who know me, know me - and those who don't, don't!!

Understand???:p

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I can't find where any rules have been broken.

Heck, the whole "concept" had to be explained to me....and I was the subject!!:crazy1:

It didn't bother me any...those who know me, know me - and those who don't, don't!!

Understand???:p

and if you were a cougar, some people might "know you" a little better if you know what I mean...;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
and if you were a cougar, some people might "know you" a little better if you know what I mean...;)

I know exactly what you mean.....but I am not a cougar, I have never been much of a cat person!!:p

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I know exactly what you mean.....but I am not a cougar, I have never been much of a cat person!!:p http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/eppy12/Wink.jpg

[GreenMonster]

OK, I think it's safe to say that RM is officially NOT a cougar simply because she's NOT on the prowl for younger men. I do believe though that she has reached the rare height of ____ which is the next level above ____. Not many Grandma's make this level. She should be proud! :2thumbsup

shame, shame! ~ p4s

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
i'm surprised this thread lasted this long!



That's what she said?

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
OK, I think it's safe to say that RM is officially NOT a cougar simply because she's NOT on the prowl for younger men. I do believe though that she has reached the rare height of ____ which is the next level above ____. Not many Grandma's make this level. She should be proud! :2thumbsup

All I can say is your marbles are bigger than mine dude.


:eek: :eek: :eek:

you too for quoting and then adding to it! ~ p4s :doh:

[GreenMonster]

this deserves one more round at the top

[ssgmp5150]

she definately has cougar potential. If she has a son, I bet all his friends embarass him by talking about how hot she is...

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I just heard about this today. She's 48 and he's 19. Apparently
he went to school with her son.:eek:

that is just creepy. :ack!: