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eppy 12
06-12-2008, 07:56 AM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... Let's see now. . .
No Christmas
No Easter
No Thanksgiving Dinner
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
:rolleyes:

BILLYFRED0000
06-12-2008, 10:20 AM
You forgot one important thing.

YOu have to convince everybody that does not believe the way you do that this is the way to live.......:D

eppy 12
06-12-2008, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
You forgot one important thing.

YOu have to convince everybody that does not believe the way you do that this is the way to live.......:D right...;)