worst things about turning 55-------

[nobogey72]

I started to make a list of all the bad things about being 55 as I am, but I changed my mind. There's no sense "spanking a dead monkey".:( :bigcry: :foul:

[waterboy]

Do you have to wear Depends yet?:D Man, I bet it's tough having to make so many during the night trips to the bathroom, huh?:D Do you take Geritol every day?:D

Man, I just hope I can get that old!:D Haha!

[CenTexSports]

There is NO help for a "dead monkey" but they sell blue pills that help "lethargic monkeys".

[crzyjournalist03]

Can't you get senior discounts at Denny's now?

That's always a plus.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I started to make a list of all the bad things about being 55 as I am, but I changed my mind. There's no sense "spanking a dead monkey".:( :bigcry: :foul: :tmi: :tmi: :tisk:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Can't you get senior discounts at Denny's now?

That's always a plus.

I don't know about Denny's, but I do know that I can now get in the zoo FREE. That's right ------ FREE. While all you young folks are paying admission when you go to the zoo, I'll be walking right in the door absolutely free. Stick that in ya'lls young pipe's and smoke it!!!!!!!:cool: :cool:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I don't know about Denny's, but I do know that I can now get in the zoo FREE. That's right ------ FREE. While all you young folks are paying admission when you go to the zoo, I'll be walking right in the door absolutely free. Stick that in ya'lls young pipe's and smoke it!!!!!!!:cool: :cool:

I heard you can get in the Dog House without signing in once you turn 55.;)

[BobcatBenny]

Originally posted by nobogey72
worst things about turning 55-------
Benny is still hijacking your threads on the 3ADL! :devil:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
Benny is still hijacking your threads on the 3ADL! :devil:

hijack THIS!!!!:cool: :D