Thursday Story Time W/eppy

[eppy 12]

A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dangit Spot, get down before he crap's on you!”

:( :doh:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by eppy 12
A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dangit Spot, get down before he crap's on you!”

:( :doh:

True story:

Last night, my 2 and a half week old daughter had bad gas when I got home...she kept burping and spitting up, and she was farting too.

She kept crying for about an hour and half and I told my wife who was in another room that Hannah had gas and needed to have her gas drops. My wife had said a couple of times that she didn't think anything was wrong and that she was just being fussy, but she finally relented.

My wife gets up and leads me into the bathroom to get the drops, and Hannah rips one while I'm walking behind my wife with her in my arms. I ask my wife, "See, did you hear that?"

Her response:

"That was her?"

:dispntd: :speech:

Even though I told my wife that the baby had gas, when she heard the fart, she automatically assumed that it was me...:doh:

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
True story:

Last night, my 2 and a half week old daughter had bad gas when I got home...she kept burping and spitting up, and she was farting too.

She kept crying for about an hour and half and I told my wife who was in another room that Hannah had gas and needed to have her gas drops. My wife had said a couple of times that she didn't think anything was wrong and that she was just being fussy, but she finally relented.

My wife gets up and leads me into the bathroom to get the drops, and Hannah rips one while I'm walking behind my wife with her in my arms. I ask my wife, "See, did you hear that?"

Her response:

"That was her?"

:dispntd: :speech:

Even though I told my wife that the baby had gas, when she heard the fart, she automatically assumed that it was me...:doh: odd, my wife could always tell the difference, like the difference between formula and bbq sauce......good story tho:clap: