I never played the Tuba, but.................

[nobogey72]

I like red grapes better than spinach.:wave: :sleeping:

[JasperDog94]

:hijacktd:

I think you just hijacked your own thread in the first post.:vrycnfsd:

[crzyjournalist03]

reminds me of a joke that middle schoolers used to tell me when I was in high school.

"How many pancakes does it take to wrap around a golf ball?"

"Red, because bicycles have two wheels!"

They thought they were hilarious until I'd heard the joke once and an 8th grader at church offered me $10 if I could get the answer right...

[STANG RED]

I prefer spinich over red grapes myself. Especially if its the canned kind with lots of green food coloring in it.
It turns the water green when I poop.:eek: :devil: :D

Is that TMI? :confused: :p

[nobogey72]

Thats weird! It does the same thing to my wife, when she poops it turns the carpet green sometimes.:eek:

But, yeah that was TMI. Not a great mental picture I got going right now.:doh: :doh: :eek:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Thats weird! It does the same thing to my wife, when she poops it turns the carpet green sometimes.:eek:

But, yeah that was TMI. Not a great mental picture I got going right now.:doh: :doh: :eek:

there used to be a website called "Rate my Poop" that worked like "Hot or Not" that one of my high school buddies used to bring printed pictures of to school...never quite understood why he did that...not sure if the site is still around or not.

[waterboy]

Well........., I don't like fat women, but I do like Milk Duds.:D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by waterboy
Well........., I don't like fat women, but I do like Milk Duds.:D

I like Milk Duds too, but I don't eat them anymore because you never know where they've been!:doh: But, on that subject I still don't understand what the price of Pit Bulls has to do with oil demand in the first place.:thinking:

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I like Milk Duds too, but I don't eat them anymore because you never know where they've been!:doh: But, on that subject I still don't understand what the price of Pit Bulls has to do with oil demand in the first place.:thinking:

I would explain it to you bogey, but I doubt you would understand. However, did you know that the angle of the dangle is in direct corrilation with the function of the junction, but the quiver in the shiver should never be confused with the jiggle of the wiggle? ;)

Gosh I hope I dont get banned for being so graphic.:eek: :D

[JasperDog94]

U. S. A.!!!
U. S. A.!!!
U. S. A.!!!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by STANG RED
I would explain it to you bogey, but I doubt you would understand. However, did you know that the angle of the dangle is in direct corrilation with the function of the junction, but the quiver in the shiver should never be confused with the jiggle of the wiggle? ;)

Gosh I hope I dont get banned for being so graphic.:eek: :D

Well....Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy :cool: :cool:

[Ranger Mom]

I'm stunned!:eek:

[CenTexSports]

Run around with a Mexican during an emergency and you will get tased and feel stunned.

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by STANG RED
I prefer spinich over red grapes myself. Especially if its the canned kind with lots of green food coloring in it.
It turns the water green when I poop.:eek: :devil: :D

Is that TMI? :confused: :p no, tell us more of your bodily functions:doh:

[waterboy]

He who laughs last...........thinks slowest.:cool:

[CenTexSports]

How do red grapes make white wine but green spinach make yellow poop?

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by waterboy
He who laughs last...........thinks slowest.:cool: http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/eppy12/huh.jpg

[waterboy]

The early bird may get the worm..............., but the SECOND mouse gets the cheese!:cool:

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by waterboy
The early bird may get the worm..............., but the SECOND mouse gets the cheese!:cool:

And if the second mouse "cuts the cheese", he can share a little surprise with the third mouse.:devil:

[waterboy]

Originally posted by STANG RED
And if the second mouse "cuts the cheese", he can share a little surprise with the third mouse.:devil:
:spitlol: :spitlol: :doh: LMAO!

[waterboy]

The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.............., so what's the speed of dark?:confused: :nerd:

[ronwx5x]

What is the purpose of an expiration date on sour cream? Is it going to "go sweet" after that date?

[waterboy]

A day without sunshine is like.................night.:doh: :D

[nobogey72]

WOMEN !! "Can't live with 'em........ somebody hand me a beer":D :D :D :D

[44INAROW]

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.



Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
**thought of LepFan when I read this one***

[waterboy]

What happens if you get scared half to death.....................twice?:confused:

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by buff4ever
Don't judge a town by a few individuals or bad decisions, judge it as a whole.

[waterboy]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.:D

[nobogey72]

"Oh Give Me A Home Where The Buffalo Roam"

and I'll show you a house full of buffalo droppings.:eek: :eek:

Probably wouldn't smell too good in that home.:doh: :doh:

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by waterboy
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.............., so what's the speed of dark?:confused: :nerd:

So if I'm driving along at night at 186,001 miles per second, I'll be in the dark, even if my headlights are on? Or since my headlights are also traveling at 186,001 miles per second. Is the light they are putting out traveling at 372,001 miles per second???:confused: :D

[waterboy]

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenas. What you do today may burn your behind tomorrow.:thinking: :doh: :D

[waterboy]

Originally posted by STANG RED
So if I'm driving along at night at 186,001 miles per second, I'll be in the dark, even if my headlights are on? Or since my headlights are also traveling at 186,001 miles per second. Is the light they are putting out traveling at 372,001 miles per second???:confused: :D
:thinking: :nerd: In answer to your first question, yes, you will be traveling in the dark. Only the people behind you will be able to see the light from your headlights AFTER you've passed. The people in front of you.........better DUCK! 'Cause you will be there before they can see you. The answer to your second question: no........the light will not be traveling at 372,001 mps. It'll still be traveling at 186,000 mps.:nerd:


Well.........., at least it sounded like I knew what I was talking about.:D

[nobogey72]

What my wife lacks in intelligence and beauty, she makes up for with a sour disposition.:rolleyes: