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Phil C
05-21-2008, 10:27 AM
I am getting so old that when I take a walk around the park I get so tired when I get half way around it that I have to turn back.


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Phil C
05-21-2008, 10:28 AM
The main thing I don't like about driving to work is that it is uphill all the way. To add insult to injury when I go home in the late afternoon I have to drive uphill again all the way home.

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Phil C
05-21-2008, 10:29 AM
If you buy a gun and shoot yourself accidently then you've wasted your money.

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Phil C
05-21-2008, 10:30 AM
A man goes to the post office and asks for his mail that he gets by general delivery. The post office clerk picks up a stack of letters and says "Ok. What is your name?"
The man says "I don't have to tell you my name. It will be on the envelope."

:)
LH Panther Mom
05-21-2008, 10:30 AM
Talking to yourself again? ;) What's the quality/quantity thing?
Ranger Mom
05-21-2008, 10:31 AM
My head hurts!
Phil C
05-21-2008, 10:31 AM
I don't know if this law in Mexico has changed but it used to be that if you were driving and ran into a tree you would be fined $65.00. This was whether it was the tree's fault or yours.
waterboy
05-21-2008, 10:45 AM
:clap: Words of wisdom from the Godfather! Keep 'em coming!:smoker: :thumbsup:
Phil C
05-22-2008, 08:19 AM
Thank you waterboy!
Phil C
05-22-2008, 08:21 AM
To understand the mind of a child is wonderful. Little 7 year old Lucy showed promise even at that young age of being a very good artist. One Sunday afternoon after she and her family had spent the morning attending Sunday School and Church she was in her room drawing. Her mother looked in the door and said "Honey - what or you drawing now?"
"God" answered Lucy.
"That is impossible Honey. No one knows what God looks like."
Lucy answered "They will after today."