I caught my wife cheating .....................

[nobogey72]

Let me start from the beginning. We've been married 31 years and she got to where she was running around on me quite a bit. I didn't care all that much, because her daddy is real rich. Anyway, around Christmas she promised me she was gonna quit. And, I thought she had till today. I went home for lunch (unexpected) and caught her with a midget. I said "I thought you had quit!" And she said, "You didn't expect me to quit "cold turkey" did you. I'm tapering down a little at a time!" That made me feel a little better.:)

[Old Green]

:1omg!: :fnypost:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Let me start from the beginning. We've been married 31 years and she got to where she was running around on me quite a bit. I didn't care all that much, because her daddy is real rich. Anyway, around Christmas she promised me she was gonna quit. And, I thought she had till today. I went home for lunch (unexpected) and caught her with a midget. I said "I thought you had quit!" And she said, "You didn't expect me to quit "cold turkey" did you. I'm tapering down a little at a time!" That made me feel a little better.:) :tisk:

[waterboy]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Let me start from the beginning. We've been married 31 years and she got to where she was running around on me quite a bit. I didn't care all that much, because her daddy is real rich. Anyway, around Christmas she promised me she was gonna quit. And, I thought she had till today. I went home for lunch (unexpected) and caught her with a midget. I said "I thought you had quit!" And she said, "You didn't expect me to quit "cold turkey" did you. I'm tapering down a little at a time!" That made me feel a little better.:)
Wow, that midget must really get around.........assuming it's the same one that is the stripper that others on this here sight keep mentioning.:D I hope you made her give you some hush money!:thinking: Wait a minute..........maybe that's how you can afford to play in the 500.........and golf as much as you do.:D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by waterboy
Wow, that midget must really get around.........assuming it's the same one that is the stripper that others on this here sight keep mentioning.:D I hope you made her give you some hush money!:thinking: Wait a minute..........maybe that's how you can afford to play in the 500.........and golf as much as you do.:D
I thought he looked familiar.:doh:

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Let me start from the beginning. We've been married 31 years and she got to where she was running around on me quite a bit. I didn't care all that much, because her daddy is real rich. Anyway, around Christmas she promised me she was gonna quit. And, I thought she had till today. I went home for lunch (unexpected) and caught her with a midget. I said "I thought you had quit!" And she said, "You didn't expect me to quit "cold turkey" did you. I'm tapering down a little at a time!" That made me feel a little better.:)

So whats next in the tapering down process?:thinking: You know some things are still illegal in Texas!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
So whats next in the tapering down process?:thinking: You know some things are still illegal in Texas! :doh: Be afraid, be very afraid! :eek: http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/trio.gif

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
So whats next in the tapering down process?:thinking: You know some things are still illegal in Texas!

That's a good question.:confused: Honestly, I was hoping that the little feller was the end of the road.:thumbsup: