Pick up lines for GSquared to use

[SWMustang]

Do you know how much a polar bear ways? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Gsquared.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SWMustang
Do you know how much a polar bear ways? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Gsquared.

"weighs":D :D

Speaking of polar bears....I can't believe we haven't heard from Black Magic this morning!!

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by SWMustang
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Gsquared.

[jason]

'ill pay you up front if you need me to'

[Texasfootball2]

Hey baby are you from Jamaca? Because you jama-can me crazy:foul:

[nobogey72]

G2: "knock knock"

low IQed low moral girl: "Who's there?

G2:"Emerson"

low IQed low moral girl "Emerson who?"

G2: "Emerson big ol' ................ you got there!"

Key: if she says "Thank you" , then proceed.
if she slaps the crap out of you, then move on.

Key #2: Don't give up !!!!!!!!


:cool: :cool: :cool:

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by jason
'ill pay you up front if you need me to' :clap: :clap:

[Texasfootball2]

"Hey baby you gots some kind hair!


Repley, "Thank You"

Response, "The kind you find on a dogs but":D

Or you can tell her she has" Autobeen hair"
Autobeen on a dogs butt

[Maroon87]

"Hey there. Would you like some Chap Stick?"

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
"Hey baby you gots some kind hair!


Repley, "Thank You"

Response, "The kind you find on a dogs but":D

Or you can tell her she has" Autobeen hair"
Autobeen on a dogs butt

I know, these aren't pick up lines, UNLESS you live in the Bizzaro world like me:D

[Sftball4Life]

Dang baby - did you fart?

'Cause you just blew me away...

[Sftball4Life]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

[eppy 12]

Originally posted by Sftball4Life
Dang baby - did you fart?

'Cause you just blew me away... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/eppy12/HandsClap.jpg

[BILLYFRED0000]

Picture this. Good lookin lady at the bar by herself. G walks up.


Hey miss, excuse me. Are you planning on leaving very very late tonight and are you going to walk to your car by yourself? Just wanted to check..... I will be sitting over here in the corner watching you all night.:p

[Sftball4Life]

What good is inheriting 2.7 million dollars when you have a weak heart?

[jimmyceatworld]

If I could have any letter in the alphabet it would be U

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by jimmyceatworld
If I could have any letter in the alphabet it would be U

Oh, how sweet:kiss:


On second thought:thinking: Gag Me:ack!: :crazy1: :spitlol:

[ILS1]

G2-"Hey baby. You know what would look good??"

Toothless,baldheaded girl "What G?"

G2- "Your clothes on my bedroom floor!!!"


:D :D :D

[ILS1]

G2- "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together!!!"

:D :D :D

[Sftball4Life]

toothless, bald-headed girl:

"OK - and don't worry about all my missing teeth. That just leaves more room in my mouth for your tongue."

eeewwwwww....

[crzyjournalist03]

"Hey baby, are you from New Mexico?"

"No, why?"

"Because you're the only Mexican...crap...wait...let me try again...Are you from Tennessee?"

[ILS1]

G2-"Baby did it hurt?"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"Did what hurt G2?"
G2-"When you fell down from heaven!!!"


G2-"Baby are u tired?"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"No G, why do u ask?"
G2-"Because you've been running thru my mind ALL DAY LONG"

G2-"Excuse me, could I borrow your cell phone".
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"Why??"
G2-"I promised my mom that I would call her once I met the woman of my dreams!!!"

G2-"Are you from Tennessee??"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"No,why?"
G2-"Because your the only TEN-I-SEE"


:D :D :D

[LH Panther Mom]

You guys need to come up with some lines he hasn't already used before! :taunt:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by ILS1
G2-"Baby did it hurt?"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"Did what hurt G2?"
G2-"When you fell down from heaven!!!"


G2-"Baby are u tired?"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"No G, why do u ask?"
G2-"Because you've been running thru my mind ALL DAY LONG"

G2-"Excuse me, could I borrow your cell phone".
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"Why??"
G2-"I promised my mom that I would call her once I met the woman of my dreams!!!"

G2-"Are you from Tennessee??"
Toothless,bald-headed girl-"No,why?"
G2-"Because your the only TEN-I-SEE"


:D :D :D

Does G2 girl always have to be Toothless and bald-headed?;)

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by garciap77
Does G2 girl always have to be Toothless and bald-headed?;)
Nah, just the better looking ones. :stirpot:






Sorry G! :kiss:

[STANG RED]

Come home with me baby. I have a brand new supply of Proactive Solution, and you look like you could use some.;)

[crzyjournalist03]

"Hey there, would you like come over to my place, eat some pizza, and then screw?"

"Eww! Gross!"

"What? You don't like pizza?"

[BuffyMars]

"Hey, nice shoes. Wanna <insert>?"

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
"Hey, nice shoes. Wanna <insert>?"

insert what??:confused: :confused:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by nobogey72
insert what??:confused: :confused:

i can't say..... :helpme:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
i can't say..... :helpme:

"Wanna take them off?"
"Wanna trade?"
"Wanna see mine?"
"Wanna go on a walk?"

:confused:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
"Wanna take them off?"
"Wanna trade?"
"Wanna see mine?"
"Wanna go on a walk?"

:confused:

lol, you guys are funny. its one word.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
lol, you guys are funny. its one word.

"Wanna walk?"
"Wanna hang?"
"Wanna trade?"
"Wanna neck?"

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
lol, you guys are funny. its one word.

it's dance for all you DMT'ers

:devil:

[kepdawg]

:dispntd:

Y'all must not know G very well.

Nobody has even mentioned his favorite things.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
"Hey, nice shoes. Wanna <insert>?"

Come one!!!! Yaw'll didn't get it?

Read Buffy"s post and take out the < >, and it says Wanna insert? And I said.... insert what? Get it? You young people are so slow these days. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

[pirate4state]

Sometimes being slow is good, ask kep!

LOL

[kepdawg]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Sometimes being slow is good, ask kep!

LOL

I'm not slow! I'm just not as fast as most people!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by kepdawg
I'm not slow! I'm just not as fast as most people!

I think that those of us who watch The Office should call you "Kevin"!

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by kepdawg
I'm not slow! I'm just not as fast as most people!

I'm not slow either, I just hang out with a lot of VERY fast people who make it seem that way. At least that's what I think.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by kepdawg
I'm not slow! I'm just not as fast as most people!

and all I'm saying is sometimes that is a good thing! :)

So, what are some of Gs favorite things? Besides nachos, midgets, rhinestone undies & cowboy boots? :thinking:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by pirate4state
and all I'm saying is sometimes that is a good thing! :)

So, what are some of Gs favorite things? Besides nachos, midgets, rhinestone undies & cowboy boots? :thinking:

stick horses?

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by kepdawg
I'm not slow! I'm just not as fast as most people!

In California they wouldn't call anyone slow. They would say, "Kep is experiencing delayed success at being quick" :rolleyes: :D

[kepdawg]

Now you people are starting to get somewhere!

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I think that those of us who watch The Office should call you "Kevin"!

OMG!!! PRICELESS LAST NIGHT!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Come one!!!! Yaw'll didn't get it?

Read Buffy"s post and take out the < >, and it says Wanna insert? And I said.... insert what? Get it? You young people are so slow these days. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

:doh:

here i was thinking you didn't get it. :doh:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
:doh:

here i was thinking you didn't get it. :doh:

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past me.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by nobogey72
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past me.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

i sowwy. :hairpunk:

[Txbroadcaster]

My pick up line for BuffyMars was hey whats that behind you,,then hit her over head and when she woke up..we were already married

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
My pick up line for BuffyMars was hey whats that behind you,,then hit her over head and when she woke up..we were already married

no you just got me drunk so i would profess my feelings for you.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
no you just got me drunk so i would profess my feelings for you.

W/e works :D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
My pick up line for BuffyMars was hey whats that behind you,,then hit her over head and when she woke up..we were already married

That's hilarious. Mine was a little different than that. I told my wife "hey what's that behind you" and she said "I know, but I promise to go on a diet" Then I said "no, not that, over there" when she turned around I hit her over the head. But it didn't even phase her, and she turned around and beotch slapped me and kicked me in the groin. The she said "That's for making fun of my big backside". Mean, mean, mean woman !!!!!!! And a hard head too. :inlove: :inlove:

[jimmyceatworld]

If you were a booger I'd pick you

[coach]

hey baby do you like math??

if she says yes..

Well then add you and me

subtract the clothes

divide the legs and multiply

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by coach
hey baby do you like math??

if she says yes..

Well then add you and me

subtract the clothes

divide the legs and multiply

we have a winner! :clap: :clap: (its buffy)