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Gsquared
05-15-2008, 10:28 AM
Just a warning, "baby, I wanna check you for ticks" is not a pick up line that will work
kaorder1999
05-15-2008, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Just a warning, "baby, I wanna check you for ticks" is not a pick up line that will work


:confused: are you serious? I thought that one was a slam dunk!
44INAROW
05-15-2008, 10:46 AM
at least she didn't say
"Is that a full tick, or you just glad to see me"

OK, I know that's BAD.. but I am BORED :D
pirate4state
05-15-2008, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
at least she didn't say
"Is that a full tick, or you just glad to see me"

OK, I know that's BAD.. but I am BORED :D


:eek: :eek: :eek:

hahahaha

oh my so many comments :helpme: :devil: :evillol:
SWMustang
05-15-2008, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Just a warning, "baby, I wanna check you for ticks" is not a pick up line that will work

I think this is a cry for help. I'll see what the Downlow family can do for you.
BreckTxLonghorn
05-15-2008, 11:01 AM
I've always found success with "Baby, I'm gonna butter yo biscuit."
Gsquared
05-15-2008, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by SWMustang
I think this is a cry for help. I'll see what the Downlow family can do for you.
I can always count on you brotha! :clap:
Sftball4Life
05-15-2008, 01:22 PM
This one is still my all-time favorite....

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

:D
BILLYFRED0000
05-15-2008, 02:03 PM
How about this.

Baby, man you are finer than a frog's hair.

Ever see a frog's hair?
No.

Well that's mighty fine.
nobogey72
05-16-2008, 04:07 AM
g2-- "Sweetie, do you know the difference in a hamburger and going home with me?"

girl-- "No"

g2-- "Then would you like to go get a hamburger?"
Phantom Stang
05-16-2008, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Just a warning, "baby, I wanna check you for ticks" is not a pick up line that will work
That depends on your geographic location.:nerd:

Say it after she's spent a couple of nights camping in the Ozarks, and it works like a charm!!:inlove:
Buckeye1980
05-16-2008, 11:04 AM
how bout


Male: Is your dad in jail?

Female: No, why do you ask?

Male : Cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes...



It actually worked....and I married her in 2003....5 years and 2 kids later , everything is still fine !
BuffyMars
05-16-2008, 01:50 PM
yeah i got asked (by my italian friend) if i liked italian sausage. and when i said yeah....he offered to give me some.
Z motion 10 out on 2
05-16-2008, 01:54 PM
You guys are killing me.