big daddy russ
05-08-2008, 08:33 AM
Joe's working at his barber shop when a man comes in and asks when his next available appointment is.
Joe: "Three hours."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
The man runs off, but never comes back for the appointment.
The next day, the same man comes in, asks the same question.
Joe: "An hour and a half."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
Again, the man runs off but never comes back.
The third day, the man comes and asks the same question.
Joe: "Two hours."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
Joe's a little frustrated by this time, so he asks his clerk to follow him and see where he goes.
About 45 minutes later, the clerk comes back.
Joe: "So where'd he go?"
Clerk: "Your house."
Joe: "Three hours."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
The man runs off, but never comes back for the appointment.
The next day, the same man comes in, asks the same question.
Joe: "An hour and a half."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
Again, the man runs off but never comes back.
The third day, the man comes and asks the same question.
Joe: "Two hours."
Man: "OK, thanks!"
Joe's a little frustrated by this time, so he asks his clerk to follow him and see where he goes.
About 45 minutes later, the clerk comes back.
Joe: "So where'd he go?"
Clerk: "Your house."