BobcatBenny
04-29-2008, 12:02 AM
I normally do not like all the forwarded emails I get, but this one actually made me laugh. :D
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking
beer.
Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some classes."
Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets the Dean Of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Boudreaux says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I t hink that you might logically have a
family." "I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar.
He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Thibodeaux says, "What's that?"
Boudreaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?" "No."
"Then you're a queer."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking
beer.
Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some classes."
Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets the Dean Of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Boudreaux says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I t hink that you might logically have a
family." "I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar.
He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Thibodeaux says, "What's that?"
Boudreaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?" "No."
"Then you're a queer."