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CHS_Grad '85
10-01-2003, 10:56 AM
Joining Church
A man went to the local church and asked to join. The preacher said, "Ok, but you have to pass a small Bible test first. The first question is, "Where was Jesus born?"
The man answered, "Longview."
The preacher said, "Sorry...that's not right. You can't join our church."

Soooooo....he went to another church and asked to join. The preacher said, "We would love to have you but you have to pass a Bible test first. Where was Jesus born?"
The man said "Tyler."
The preacher said "Sorry...you can't join our church."

Soooo....he goes to another church and asked to join. The preacher said, "That's great! We welcome you with open arms."
The man said, "I don't have to pass no Bible test first?"
The preacher said, "No."
The man said, "Can I ask you a question?"
The preacher said, "Sure."
The man said, "Where was Jesus born?"
The preacher said, "Palestine."
The man mumbled to himself, "Da*n, I knew it was in East Texas somewhere."

<small>[ October 02, 2003, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: CHS_Grad '85 ]</small>
CHS_Grad '85
10-01-2003, 03:28 PM
ttt
3afan2K3
10-01-2003, 05:06 PM
-_-
trojandad
10-01-2003, 05:20 PM
Too funny...

Now edit your post so we don't lose you....
CHS_Grad '85
10-02-2003, 08:20 AM
Done...

<small>[ October 02, 2003, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: CHS_Grad '85 ]</small>
cunbed10
10-02-2003, 01:59 PM
CHS_Grad '85:
Done...You r a wild boy 4 dat, BTW did you really graduate in 1985 from Caldwell, because if you did, I was a super soph that year, and if I'm not mistaking in 1984 we had a district that consisted of Marlin, Rosebud-Lott,Rockdale,Cameron, and Caldwell
CHS_Grad '85
10-02-2003, 02:14 PM
Yes, I did graduate in '85... you're right... I remember that...