killing time because i don't want to work.....again

[BuffyMars]

you know the old sayings like "i remember when you were knee high to a grasshopper", or like my dad says, "i won't go no higher than picking corn, and no lower than diggin taters," in reference to his fear of heights, lol.

what are some of the crazy sayings you have heard in your days, or even some that you use yourself?

[Ranger Mom]

He was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

[JasperDog94]

Even a blind hog finds an acorn (pronounced a' kern) every once in a while.

[pirate4state]

"I ain't seen you in 25 years!"

"Shut your ass." :devil:

so, these probably aren't crazy, but my friends & I used them alot when we were younger & thought they were real funny. LOL :doh:

[44INAROW]

It was raining like a............. two...... nevermind - I better not go there :eek: :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
It was raining like a............. two...... nevermind - I better not go there :eek: :D

:evillol:

I have a whole bunch my uncle says, but none of them are board appropriate! :eek: In his younger days he used to be a captain of a shrimp boat, so just use your imagination!!! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:evillol:

I have a whole bunch my uncle says, but none of them are board appropriate! :eek: In his younger days he used to be a captain of a shrimp boat, so just use your imagination!!! :D

My husband has lots of "unrepeatable" ones too!!:doh:

[crzyjournalist03]

My wife's family has a couple of them involving female anatomy:

"Tough (booby) said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

"She was colder than a witch's (booby) in a brass bra!"

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
It was raining like a............. two...... nevermind - I better not go there :eek: :D


That reminded me of a "big rain" being referred to as a turd floater.:nerd:

[Ranger Mom]

Two my husband says:

That's stouter than fresh mowed garlic.

It's hotter than little sister out here.


Or...if he can't get something open...it might be tighter than the above too!!
:eek:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Two my husband says:

That's stouter than fresh mowed garlic.

It's hotter than little sister out here.


Or...if he can't get something open...it might be tighter than the above too!!
:eek:

oh man, if my uncle & Jimmy ever got together there'd be trouble! hahaha

HOLY CRAP!!! A light just went off in my head! :D My uncle's name is JIMMY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by pirate4state
oh man, if my uncle & Jimmy ever got together there'd be trouble! hahaha

HOLY CRAP!!! A light just went off in my head! :D My uncle's name is JIMMY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

i think we all have an uncle jimmy, lol.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
i think we all have an uncle jimmy, lol.

:D

and to top it off my cousin, his son, is also named jimmy & he is a RIOT!!

they live in Plano so when i move back up north you'll have to meet them. he'd love you!!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
i think we all have an uncle jimmy, lol.

I sometimes call my husband..."Uncle Jimmy!!"


ROFL...that was funny to me, but it sounds really bad!!!












and I don't call him Uncle Jimmy either!!!




I need to get to work!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I need to get to work!!

Me too. Writing wills is never fun especially when people have alot of property to leave to different people. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:D

and to top it off my cousin, his son, is also named jimmy & he is a RIOT!!

they live in Plano so when i move back up north you'll have to meet them. he'd love you!!

oooo....i'm not sure if thats a good thing for him or not, lol. :crazy1:

[PPHSfan]

The faint of heart never gets to sleep with the cook.