Your Mama So.....

[GreenMonster]

Your Mama so hairy her name tag at the diner reads IT.

Your Mama so fat she got stuck on the toilet for 2 years and had to be cut from the seat.

Your Mama so dumb se saw a sign on the sidewalk that read: "WET CEMENT" so she peed on it.

Your Mama so ugly when she was born the Doctor looked at one end and then the other and said: "Look Mom, TWINS!"

[Phantom Stang]

Your mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

[trojan37]

Your mama's under arms are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!!:D

[rockdale80]

Your mama is so fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of wienes.:)

[Phantom Stang]

Your mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[44INAROW]

Hey Cool-Aid :p

[jimmyceatworld]

Your mama so fat she got hit by an 18 wheeler and said, "who threw that rock?"