tortilla_man
04-02-2008, 12:43 PM
Came across this on myspace bulletin.
So you all have undoubtedly heard by now, the Bush Administration has said that each and every one of us will now get a nice little tax rebate check to spur on the US economy.
However…
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer, it will all go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Malaysia.
…and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America.
And the only true way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still thriving in the US .
Hence, Eliot Spitzer isn't a criminal…he's a PATRIOT
So you all have undoubtedly heard by now, the Bush Administration has said that each and every one of us will now get a nice little tax rebate check to spur on the US economy.
However…
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer, it will all go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Malaysia.
…and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America.
And the only true way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still thriving in the US .
Hence, Eliot Spitzer isn't a criminal…he's a PATRIOT