df1
12-07-2001, 06:52 AM
Looks like everyone is pumped up and ready for the the big game,lets hope for a safe game and good refs.Old Buff we will see you across the field tonight.Here's something to lighten the mood a little.
Osama and the Cajun Dog
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George W. and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight. They
agreed that they would have three years to breed the best fighting dogs in
the world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and
strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.
After three years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog
the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George w. and his dog handler
Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no
way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of it's cage,
wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then charged
the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There
was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to George W. and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for three years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers,
and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
"Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins
workin' fo' t'ree year for to make dat allimagator look like a weenie dawg."
EAGLES ALL THE WAY
Osama and the Cajun Dog
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George W. and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight. They
agreed that they would have three years to breed the best fighting dogs in
the world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and
strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.
After three years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog
the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George w. and his dog handler
Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no
way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of it's cage,
wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then charged
the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There
was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to George W. and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for three years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers,
and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
"Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins
workin' fo' t'ree year for to make dat allimagator look like a weenie dawg."
EAGLES ALL THE WAY