Slow Pitch Softball Team Name Suggestions

[buff4life]

some friends and I are getting a softball team together for the Lee county fair and rodeo and i need some suggestions for team name..

i'm thinking some type of crude humor please help with suggestions

[piratebg]

Ball Busters

Big Sticks

Whipper Snappers

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by buff4life

i'm thinking some type of crude humor please help with suggestions


The three resident experts in that category would be Nobogey,
boobcat benny, and piratebg.:thinking:

[I_DONT_CARE]

NN








(IF YOU DON'T WEAR CUPS)

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
NN








(IF YOU DON'T WEAR CUPS)

Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...


NN? Is that short for Nanny and isn't that a female goat?:eek:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
NN? Is that short for Nanny and isn't that a female goat?:eek:

I always thought it stood for "no-name"...at least, that's what urban dictionary told me!

[buff4life]

Originally posted by piratebg
Ball Busters

Big Sticks

Whipper Snappers

I like where your mind is heading

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I always thought it stood for "no-name"...at least, that's what urban dictionary told me!


Okay, then that post about cups makes no sense whatsoever.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Okay, then that post about cups makes no sense whatsoever.

right...so clearly it either means something else, or IDC doesn't even know what he's talking about.

Both of which are distinct possibilities. :D ;)

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
right...so clearly it either means something else, or IDC doesn't even know what he's talking about.

Both of which are distinct possibilities. :D ;)


I'm guessing the latter.:thumbsup:

[themsu97]

List of team names I have been on or seen


Boxer Shorts and Panty Lines

B cups, D cups and J straps

Holes and Poles

Crack Snackers

Runs

Nads

We all score

[Bull19]

the masterbatters

[crzyjournalist03]

Is anyone else watching this thread wondering who's going to be the first one to cross the line???? :D :D :D

[buff4life]

Originally posted by Bull19
the masterbatters

classic

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...


:eek: :eek: :eek:

I hope not. I liked not knowing or even suspecting that. Now I will think of every supportive statement I have made and kind of cringe.

:dispntd: :speech:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is anyone else watching this thread wondering who's going to be the first one to cross the line???? :D :D :D :devil:

[3afan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...

:eek:

[3afan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...

:thinking:

[piratebg]

One Eyed Monsters

The Crotch Rockets

Carnivorous Beavers

[Old Tiger]

The Fighting Fallopian Tubes

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Okay, then that post about cups makes no sense whatsoever.

Well....if "NN" stands for what I always thought it stood for....then it does make sense!!

[BobcatBenny]

Hey you aren't from Dime Box or the Knobbs are you?

There might be some funny play on words there! :eek:

[BuffyMars]

i like the masterbatters and holes and poles so far.

[DU_stud04]

The Wheezing Fatties
Oogy Boogy Boo
League's Pinata
Pink Panthers of Death
Yager Bombers
We got the runs
RamRod
Underwater Basket Weavers
The Hamburglars
Purple People Eaters

[Old Tiger]

Guidos

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Well....if "NN" stands for what I always thought it stood for....then it does make sense!!

Yeah, after someone
used flash cards to
explain it to me in a
PM, I finally figured
it out.:thinking:

[zebrablue2]

call yourselves the goblue's. will get you in good with the ump's, and you know who, LOL. you can always scream out-- come on blue, and tell them you are pulling for the team, when in reality you are fussing at , well the blues...

[jlg043]

name them balls deep! or sticks and balls

[themsu97]

my wife reminded me of one coed team that we played on that was called "Clean and Shaved":devil:

bleeding spleen would not be that great...

of course she also reminded me that in college there was a team called Faster than Lickety Split...

[BobcatBenny]

Foul Balls

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Brewers
Cleveland Steamers
BigFist
Ed's Bar & Swill
Chico's Bail Bonds
DaLeprechauns
Schnitzengiggles
YogurtSlingers
Dominant Right
The Strangers
French Backhands
Indian Pancakes
ZJ
9guys1cup

[eagles_victory]

Multiple Scoregasams.

[themsu97]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn

Chico's Bail Bonds

two years ago we could not find a company to sponsor our 8 year old boys baseball team, so another coach and I put our money together and sponsored the team and that is what we used as the sponsor on the back of the uniform... we got plenty of laughs as well as the normal " you are sponsored by a bail bondsmen?" and "where is Chico's?"
which of course we laughed at more

[PHS Wildcats]

McLovins

[coiled2strike]

My brother and I played for a team we called..."off-alone"

have you ever beat us?

[Black_Magic]

THE BUZZARDS .. They never get to be a mascot. Most unaprecitated bird on the planet.
Go with Black Shirts with a logo like the Cardnals except use a Buzzard perched on the bat. Go with Black caps with yellow bills with Green Eyes on the cap. Red pants white numbers.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[coachc45]

In college played intra-murals on the SKID MARKS.

[Astrosdawg07]

The Sockers with the logo 2 go with it... :devil:

[GreenMonster]

Semen and have a sailboat as your logo so that it becomes a play on words.

[NastySlot]

How about BYE......looks good on a bracket....the other team might not show cause they think they have real Bye...wins for you guys all the way to championship.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by NastySlot
How about BYE......looks good on a bracket....the other team might not show cause they think they have real Bye...wins for you guys all the way to championship. IMO you're user name for 3adownlow is a great slow pitch softball team name.



Nastyslots

[Fal44]

holes and poles
masterbatters
we all score

are my favs.

[kepdawg]

Your Mom

or

Your Grandma

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Yeah, after someone
used flash cards to
explain it to me in a
PM, I finally figured
it out.:thinking:


LOL. I guess
some people
just don't get it.

Wam! Buggs Bunny.

[piratebg]

Soggy Balls?

[piratebg]

S.W.A.T

Screaming Weener Attack Team

[pancho villa]

Be the NADS and everytime ya'll do something good yell "GO NADS"

[lakers]

All Day....


It's got a ring to it......;)

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Is that your identity???

I've been making that connection for a few weeks, but now I really wonder...

Anybody else find it slightly curious that we haven't heard a peep from him since I posed this question??? :thinking: :devil:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Anybody else find it slightly curious that we haven't heard a peep from him since I posed this question??? :thinking: :devil:

x2 :thinking:


I thought about that this morning when I searched this thread.

[I_DONT_CARE]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Anybody else find it slightly curious that we haven't heard a peep from him since I posed this question??? :thinking: :devil:
I ACTUALLY HAD POSTED SINCE YOU ASKED. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
I ACTUALLY HAD POSTED SINCE YOU ASKED. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

crzy this is your stalker.

stalker this is crzy.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
I ACTUALLY HAD POSTED SINCE YOU ASKED. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

oh woop de freakin' do...one post just to mock somebody else...sorry...I saw that but considering your usual rate, it's highly conspicuous that you went AWOL and didn't even bother to answer a legitimate question I posed to you.

I guess some people never learn.

Wam! Buggs bunny.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
crzy this is your stalker.

stalker this is crzy.

lol...everybody has one, don't they?

I just wish mine could be one of those people in the thread about the bad news for Phil...:D

[I_DONT_CARE]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
oh woop de freakin' do...one post just to mock somebody else...sorry...I saw that but considering your usual rate, it's highly conspicuous that you went AWOL and didn't even bother to answer a legitimate question I posed to you.

I guess some people never learn.

Wam! Buggs bunny.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE EXPECTING AN ANSWER SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY DECIDED YOU KNOW. :rolleyes:






UNTIL NEXT TIME, MY BROTHERS

[crzyjournalist03]

so, apparently I'm right since you refused to answer the question and you still haven't made any effort to deny or even insinuate that I'm wrong.

Good to know. :)

[buff4life]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
so, apparently I'm right since you refused to answer the question and you still haven't made any effort to deny or even insinuate that I'm wrong.

Good to know. :)

Hijackers

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by buff4life
Hijackers

not a bad suggestion!

:D :D :D

[g$$]

Not a team name, but in high school baseball there was a guy named Dick ........ (leaving out last name obviously). Real name too, not Richard. Always felt sorry for him, but I digress.

An asst. coach who is well-known for creative nicknames (& still there) would yell "Go hard, Dick, go hard" every time the team ran sprints or just whenever he felt like it at games & practices.

Still makes me laugh today. Remember ESPN Sportscenter with Dan Patrick & Keith Olberman using a play on words for Dick Trickle the race car driver? But kinda cruel too for the guy who had to endure that almost daily.

Masterbatters
Holes & Poles
...used far & wide in softball; lots of creative names out there on the circuit.

We All Score is pretty clever!

[firstdown]

Bogata Nosebleeds:D

Back in the day when I played that was the name of one of the teams we played in league. The team was terrible had one player that was pretty good. Big son-of-a-gun they called animal.

[Daddy D 11]

Jehovah's Fitness:)