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kepdawg
03-26-2008, 10:43 AM
Threatened pandas taught new sex moves

(CNN) -- Animal handlers in China have developed a "sexercise" program to try to encourage extinction-threatened pandas to overcome their notoriously low sex drives.

Featuring hip and pelvic-strengthening "dances" for male pandas, the program also sees inexperienced pandas watching their older relatives make love to learn a few moves.

The handlers hope to encourage mating among the sex-shy-but-endangered animals, the Chinese state media reported Tuesday. They work at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding in the southwestern Sichuan province, the China Daily said.

Keepers teach male pandas a dance-like routine to strengthen the pelvic and hip area -- it also boosts the animal's stamina, the paper said.

In the wild, pandas are solitary animals, coming together only in the spring to mate.

Keepers place a male panda in a female's den when she's not there and vice versa. This allows them to smell each other's odors. And if the pandas get randy at the same time, keepers bring them together, the report said.

"We arrange love-making between two excellent pandas in front of inexperienced pandas, which have never had sex. It does work," the reserve's deputy chief, Fei Lisong, told the newspaper.

The unusual measures are aimed at increasing the population of captive giant pandas. They have famously low sexual desires -- and that threatens their future.

Fewer than 1,600 giant pandas survive in the wild, along the edge of the Tibetan plateau in China, according to the World Wildlife Fund.

The peaceful, bamboo-eating member of the bear family faces a number of threats. Its forest habitat is fragmented, and giant panda populations are small and isolated from each other. Poaching is also an ever-present threat, the fund said.

The reserve has, in the past, tried to boost panda sex drive by showing the animals pornographic movies once in the morning and again in the evening.

The new "sexercise" regimen seems to be yielding results.

Fei said more than 30 percent of the 68 pandas at the reserve can have sex naturally now, compared with only 10 percent a decade ago.

BuffyMars
03-26-2008, 10:45 AM
does this make anyone wonder about people?

i mean seriously. who comes up with this crap?!?!

granted, if it works its all gravy....but it still seems just a tad bit perverted and weird for my taste.

next up. panda pron.

kepdawg
03-26-2008, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
does this make anyone wonder about people?

i mean seriously. who comes up with this crap?!?!

granted, if it works its all gravy....but it still seems just a tad bit perverted and weird for my taste.

next up. panda pron.

They're a step ahead of you!

'Panda porn' to encourage mating

By CNN's Narunart Prapanya
Wednesday, January 25, 2006; Posted: 6:51 a.m. EST (11:51 GMT)

BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love.

The pandas' first mating season -- a three-day window -- came last week. Despite a widely-publicized encounter between Chuang Chuang, a 6-year-old male, and 5-year-old Lin Hui, the mating apparently was unsuccessful.

Zoo administrator Prasertsak Puttrakul, who leads a team taking care of the pandas, noted they tend to live in isolation in the wild, and do not witness other pandas mating. "That's why they are bound to extinction should there be no help," he said.

Recent panda reproduction in the United States and Japan stemmed from artificial breeding, he said.

Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.

The pandas are on a 10-year loan from China to Thailand's Chieng Mai Zoo, about 700 kilometers (435 miles) north of Bangkok.

They have proved enormously popular -- in the past two years, the number of visitors to the zoo has doubled from 600,000 to 1.2 million people. Of those, three-fourths come to see the panda couple, paying an extra 50 baht ($1.50) on top of the zoo entrance fee.

The Thai government pays $250,000 a year to Wulong Panda Research Institute in China to rent Chuang Chuang -- whose name means "clever" -- and Lin Hui, whose name means "beautiful forest."

BuffyMars
03-26-2008, 10:56 AM
:dispntd: :dispntd: :dispntd: :crazy1: :crazy:

crzyjournalist03
03-26-2008, 11:56 AM
where would one get his hand on some of those DVDs????


Not for me...a friend of mine was wonderin...

eppy 12
03-26-2008, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
where would one get his hand on some of those DVDs????


Not for me...a friend of mine was wonderin... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/eppy12/vomit.gif

LH Panther Mom
03-26-2008, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
where would one get his hand on some of those DVDs????


Not for me...a friend of mine was wonderin...
G? :thinking: :eek:

crzyjournalist03
03-26-2008, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
G? :thinking: :eek:

shhh...

I'm trying not to out anybody in particular...but I will say that this "friend" wants to know if they've tried the "nacho cheese" treatment on the pandas....