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AP Panther Fan
03-24-2008, 12:38 PM
(ha, I wonder how many will open this with that title....)



A must read for Grandparents.

Those who aren't will love it, too.

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you
understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded yes.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,
or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?'

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sports-
manship to call your coach 'a dumb #*%' is it?'

Again the little boy nodded.

'Good,' said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.

pirate4state
03-24-2008, 12:54 PM
ROFL!