Cowboy and Indian

[AP Panther Fan]

Cowboy: 'That your dog?'



Indian: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'



Indian: 'Dog doesn't talk.'



Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'



Dog: 'Doin' all right.'



Indian: (Look of shock!)



Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian...)



Dog: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'



Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me

to the lake once a week to play.'



Indian: (Look of total disbelief)



Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'



Indian: 'Horse doesn't talk.'



Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'



Horse: 'Cool.'



Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)



Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian..)



Horse: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'



Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often
and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'



Indian: (Look of total amazement)



Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'



Indian: 'Sheep lies.'

[crzyjournalist03]

oh, I get it...

"Baaaaad"

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Cowboy: 'That your dog?'



Indian: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'



Indian: 'Dog doesn't talk.'



Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'



Dog: 'Doin' all right.'



Indian: (Look of shock!)



Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian...)



Dog: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'



Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me

to the lake once a week to play.'



Indian: (Look of total disbelief)



Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'



Indian: 'Horse doesn't talk.'



Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'



Horse: 'Cool.'



Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)



Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian..)



Horse: 'Yep.'



Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'



Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often
and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'



Indian: (Look of total amazement)



Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'



Indian: 'Sheep lies.'

I used this punch line the other day. I don't think anyone got it.


The chief says..."No talk'em sheep, sheep lie!"

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I used this punch line the other day. I don't think anyone got it.


The chief says..."No talk'em sheep, sheep lie!"

Yawll are going to make I DONT CARE fell bad. You know he has this thing about sheep. He probably doesn't understand why the joke is supposed to be funny. Yawll have some respect and quit making fun of IDC. What he does in the privacy of his own BARN is his business.:D :D

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Yawll are going to make I DONT CARE fell bad. You know he has this thing about sheep. He probably doesn't understand why the joke is supposed to be funny. Yawll have some respect and quit making fun of IDC. What he does in the privacy of his own BARN is his business.:D :D

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[eppy 12]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
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[Diocletian]

i heard larry the cable guy do this joke on xm radio, it's a good one :clap:

[piratebg]

Funny :D