Hmm...that's odd!

[kepdawg]

Woman Discovers A Couple On Her Couch

03/13/08
by Steve W Stewart
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Imagine walking into your own home and discovering two complete strangers having sex on your couch. That is just what happened to Brandy Tillery on Wednesday evening when she came home with her three year old child and discovered a black male and a black female having sex on her living room couch in her home at 1650 South Bowie Street.

According to the police report, the male jumped up and ran out the door, he was last seen running down the street with his pants down around his ankles. Meanwhile, the female jumped up and Tillery pushed her out of the door. The female was last seen running down the street wearing nothing but a t-shirt.

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[Gsquared]

Uhh, whats so odd about that?

[JR2004]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Uhh, whats so odd about that?

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Last three times I've been to visit you G that crazy downstairs neighbor of yours was doing the exact same thing on your couch.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by JR2004
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Last three times I've been to visit you G that crazy downstairs neighbor of yours was doing the exact same thing on your couch.
I know, and shes pretty spry for 80. God, shes hot, she left her underware beside my couch last time.

[nobogey72]

Wow! It said he was last seen running down the street with his pants around his ankles. That's pretty hard to do. I've tried to run with my pants around my ankles and it's hard to go very fast. Luckily, the farmer was old and I was able to outrun him.:D :D :D

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Wow! It said he was last seen running down the street with his pants around his ankles. That's pretty hard to do. I've tried to run with my pants around my ankles and it's hard to go very fast. Luckily, the farmer was old and I was able to outrun him.:D :D :D

That's what sheep said! :D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
That's what sheep said! :D

So? At least it wasn't a BILLY goat like some poster on here was accused of.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[I_DONT_CARE]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I know, and shes pretty spry for 80. God, shes hot, she left her underware beside my couch last time.

DO ALL THE FREAKS GATHER HERE?:rolleyes:

[Ranger Mom]

I know of some on another site, I can direct you there if you wish!!

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
That's what sheep said! :D

So the Indian Chief says: No talk'em sheep! Sheep lie!

:D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I know of some on another site, I can direct you there if you wish!!


How dare you talk of us in such a way.......:p :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
How dare you talk of us in such a way........:p :D


I am pretty sure that it's not your site she is referring to.....:D

Good one RM! I think we should pm the site address to a select few, kind of search and destroy type mission...
:evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

We could send in some of our best....:thinking:

[GreenGobbla]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I know of some on another site, I can direct you there if you wish!!

i think hes talking about the 80 year old's couch:thinking:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
DO ALL THE FREAKS GATHER HERE?:rolleyes:


My guess is thats why you fit in so well.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
My guess is thats why you fit in so well.

LOL!! He kinda does, don't he! I think his initial "goal" when he joined hasn't worked out quite like he had planned!!:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
DO ALL THE FREAKS GATHER HERE?:rolleyes:
I am freak, got an extra ball gag if you want one holmes

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!! He kinda does, don't he! I think his initial "goal" when he joined hasn't worked out quite like he had planned!!:D

I like him and think he's a keeper!:cool:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I am freak, got an extra ball gag if you want one holmes

I am scared to ask....what is a "ball gag?":confused: :confused:

[I_DONT_CARE]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
My guess is thats why you fit in so well.
I GUESS IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, DOESN'T IT? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I am scared to ask....what is a "ball gag?":confused: :confused:

Think Vingh Rhames in the basement scene in the movie Pulp Fiction.:eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Think Vingh Rhames in the basement in the movie Pulp Fiction.:eek:

I never saw Pulp Fiction!

[Ranger Mom]

One of these???

http://www.scottpauldesigns.com/catalog/images/Ball%20Gag%20Pink%20Webbing.jpg





I must admit, that was not where my mind was going AT ALL!!!!!:eek:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I never saw Pulp Fiction!

Well I'm at work. I'm too scared too attempt to search google
image for one.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Well I'm at work. I'm too scared too attempt to search google
image for one.

Haha!! I wasn't!!

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Haha!! I wasn't!!

Yeah, I got that! I Literally LOL'd when I read this. Thank you.:clap:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Yeah, I got that! I Literally LOL'd when I read this. Thank you.:clap:

You are very welcome!!



GAWD!!! Is 5 o'clock ever gonna get here????

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by I_DONT_CARE
I GUESS IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, DOESN'T IT? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Oh we are playing the "Im in 3rd grade" game... oh oh I have one...



BOYS HAVE COOTIES!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Oh we are playing the "Im in 3rd grade" game... oh oh I have one...



BOYS HAVE COOTIES!

:clap: :clap: :clap: Attababy, get after him! Even though, it's probably just egging him on. He'll wear down, we can outlast him. We've been up against better than the likes of him anyway. Just like a nagging fly, eventually they light somewhere and get torched.:nerd: :nerd: :nerd:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by nobogey72
:clap: :clap: :clap: Attababy, get after him! Even though, it's probably just egging him on. He'll wear down, we can outlast him. We've been up against better than the likes of him anyway. Just like a nagging fly, eventually they light somewhere and get torched.:nerd: :nerd: :nerd:

lol *takes a bow*

Thank you thank you!:inlove:

I'd like to thank all of you on the downlow... for with out you guys i would not be the smart @$$ I am today!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
lol *takes a bow*

Thank you thank you!:inlove:

I'd like to thank all of you on the downlow... for with out you guys i would not be the smart @$$ I am today!

Don't sell yourself short, and don't give anyone else the credit. It's a gift. But, it does get better with practice. I've been practicing for 55 yrs. now. And.... don't plan to stop either. I'll match wits with IDC anyday. And if he is bigger than me, then I'll hunt him down and shoot him in the A$$ with my BB gun.:D :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I'll match wits with IDC anyday.


Looks like that wont be much to match

[kepdawg]

All you people are crazy! :dispntd:

[I_DONT_CARE]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Oh we are playing the "Im in 3rd grade" game... oh oh I have one...



BOYS HAVE COOTIES!
I HOPE YOU TOOK MY ADVICE ABOUT NOT QUITTING YOUR DAY JOB. HARDYHARHAR :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by kepdawg
All you people are crazy! :dispntd:

no...I'm crazy!!!!

I'm the only one, I swear!!!

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
lol *takes a bow*

Thank you thank you!:inlove:

I'd like to thank all of you on the downlow... for with out you guys i would not be the smart @$$ I am today!
BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by kepdawg
All you people are crazy! :dispntd: :clap: :crazy1: