Man, I miss The Office

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Michael: Someone complained that the men's room is whites only. Stanley, you know that's not true.

Stanley: I didn't say that.

Creed: Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?



I can't wait for new episodes...feel free to share your favorite quotes here!

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from Casino night:

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Jim Halpert: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.

Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: What?

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: That's a dog.

Pam Beesly: No, that's Afghan.

Michael Scott: That's a shawl.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistanannis.

Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.

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From the fun run for rabies

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?

Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.

Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

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Michael Scott: When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.