Rixey to go under the knife!

[charlesrixey]

surgery coming next month--

no more kids!

we decided long ago on 3, and we're done!



i think i'm going to shy away from the webcam surgery, though

[jason]

knife or mini-guillotine ????

:D :D

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by jason
knife or mini-guillotine ????

:D :D

there will be no 'men in tights' going on here!

[jason]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
there will be no 'men in tights' going on here! lol i was looking for a picture of that - no luck though, had to be careful what i type into google at work haha...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by jason
lol i was looking for a picture of that - no luck though, had to be careful what i type into google at work haha...

I don't....PM me what you are looking for!:)

[jason]

it was a miniature guillotine that the jewish bishop guy tried to use to 'snip the tip' of robin hoods merry men...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by jason
it was a miniature guillotine that the jewish bishop guy tried to use to 'snip the tip' of robin hoods merry men...

I'm having no luck either!

[Txbroadcaster]

It was basically this

http://www.stage-props-blank-guns.com/stage_movie_props/files/productpics/thumbs/t_1264_01.jpg

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by jason
knife or mini-guillotine ????

:D :D

I'm trying to remember what brand of CHAINSAW it was that they had to use to do my surgery........it was either a Poulan or a Duwalt, I just can't remember. :) :) ;) ;)

[charlesrixey]

arrgg@

you beat me too it!

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I'm trying to remember what brand of CHAINSAW it was that they had to use to do my surgery........it was either a Poulan or a Duwalt, I just can't remember. :) :) ;) ;)

did they give you any medicine pre-op?

or was it just local anesthesia?

[jason]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I'm trying to remember what brand of CHAINSAW it was that they had to use to do my surgery........it was either a Poulan or a Duwalt, I just can't remember. :) :) ;) ;)

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070608/chainsaw_270x270.jpg

this one would probably 'cut it' - haha, get it.......

:D :D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
did they give you any medicine pre-op?

or was it just local anesthesia?

They wanted to, but it cost extra, so I just gutted it out. I had them play the theme song to "Rocky" that I had brought, and figured I could handle it. It was no big deal........so to speak.:thinking: :thinking:

[turbostud]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
surgery coming next month--

no more kids!

we decided long ago on 3, and we're done!



i think i'm going to shy away from the webcam surgery, though
Never let them take your manhood.
btw I hear they swell up the size of grapefruits afterwards.

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by turbostud
Never let them take your manhood.

btw I hear they swell up the size of grapfruits afterwards.

It would be hard for me to tell..

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by turbostud
Never let them take your manhood.

btw I hear they swell up the size of grapfruits afterwards.

Haha!! Me and first hubby went on a "2nd honeymoon" not too long after he had it done.

He thought everything was okay...but something went wrong...terribly wrong!!!:eek: :eek:

He spent the weekend writhing in pain in bed, I spent the weekend soaking up the sun, reading, watching TV.....not a care in the world!!:D :D

[turbostud]

Originally posted by SWMustang
It would be hard for me to tell..
HaHa.:D

[Old Tiger]

why are you getting fixed and not your wife?

[turbostud]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Haha!! Me and first hubby went on a "2nd honeymoon" not too long after he had it done.

He thought everything was okay...but something went wrong...terribly wrong!!!:eek: :eek:

He spent the weekend writhing in pain in bed, I spent the weekend soaking up the sun, reading, watching TV.....not a care in the world!!:D :D
Thats cold, very cold.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Go Blue
why are you getting fixed and not your wife?

It's cheaper and less invasive!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by turbostud
Thats cold, very cold.

No...it was the middle of the summer....we were at the lake!!!:p :p

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by turbostud
Never let them take your manhood.

btw I hear they swell up the size of grapfruits afterwards.

Yeah, that's true!!! And sometimes the swelling never goes down. My cousin got staff infection after his and they had to ............. never mind, Rixey doesn't need to hear what happened. Besides, it only happens these days in 1 out of 12 cases. But, with all this flu going around this winter, I've heard that vascectomys are extrememly.......... there I go again, Rixey probably knows the dangers, but I don't need to dwell on it right here before the castra..........I mean surgery.:eek: :eek: :D

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
It's cheaper and less invasive! oh okay.

[turbostud]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No...it was the middle of the summer....we were at the lake!!!:p :p
Ouch. You're bad.

[jason]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6590/spaceballzs0.gif
is that rixey with the tissue???

sure hope thats not G2 with the scissors....

wonder how much they've had to drink...

[turbostud]

Brings new meaning to the words "shooting blanks".

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by jason
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6590/spaceballzs0.gif
is that rixey with the tissue???

sure hope thats not G2 with the scissors....

wonder how much they've had to drink...

Did I miss a picture somewhere??:confused: :confused:




Hey!!! That wasn't there to begin with!!

[CenTexSports]

Not always cheaper. C-Sections are a double winner. You get to make an appointment to have the kid and while the doctor is in there he will tie up those pesky baby makers at no cost (at least they did 22 years ago).

Besides, I may decide to have another kid if my wife passes on.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Not always. C-Sections are a double winner. You get to make an appointment to have the kid and while the doctor is in there he will tie up those pesky baby makers at no cost (at least they did 22 years ago).

Besides, I may decide to have another kid if my wife passes on.

My ex had his done while I was pregnant with the 3rd one.

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by nobogey72
They wanted to, but it cost extra, so I just gutted it out. I had them play the theme song to "Rocky" that I had brought, and figured I could handle it. It was no big deal........so to speak.:thinking: :thinking:

that's funny

the military is a little different

they are giving me valium and vicodin BEFORE the surgery!

i love the way the military goes overkill

especially since it is a 20 minute procedure:smoker: :crazy1:

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by Go Blue
why are you getting fixed and not your wife?

rangermom is right

it's easier

my wife never had a c-section anyway, so she would've had to get her stomach cut open

once you have kids, and you are ready to stop having kids, it doesn't scare you too much

don't worry, nobogey, they'll drug me till the germs or i die, whichever happens first

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Go Blue
why are you getting fixed and not your wife?
because he is a thoughtful man :)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
because he is a thoughtful man :)

Go Blue is probably the kind of guy that thinks birth control is strictly the woman's job!:hand:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Go Blue is probably the kind of guy that thinks birth control is strictly the woman's job!:hand:

And those of us men that are more sensitive realize that birth control is indeed both people's responsibility. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, mowing etc. etc. are the things that are strictly the woman's job. :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by nobogey72
And those of us men that are more sensitive realize that birth control is indeed both people's responsibility. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, mowing etc. etc. are the things that are strictly the woman's job. :D :D

Mowing??? I have never mowed in my life!!!

I told my hubby if he bought me a new riding lawn mower I would help him...(we have 4 acres of grass and mesquite!!)

He told me he would be responsible for everything outside and I would be in charge of everything inside!!

He hated when I reminded him that the "bedroom" was inside...........HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Mowing??? I have never mowed in my life!!!

I told my hubby if he bought me a new riding lawn mower I would help him...(we have 4 acres of grass and mesquite!!)

He told me he would be responsible for everything outside and I would be in charge of everything inside!!

He hated when I reminded him that the "bedroom" was inside...........HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHA!!!!! my wife reminded me of that one time too, about the bedroom being inside and she being in control of what goes on there blah, blah, blah. She changed her tune when she went through 5 bottles of Calamine Lotion getting rid of chigger bites that she received during my rebuttal argument.:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by nobogey72
HAHAHA!!!!! my wife reminded me of that one time too, about the bedroom being inside and she being in control of what goes on there blah, blah, blah. She changed her tune when she went through 5 bottles of Calamine Lotion getting rid of chigger bites that she received during my rebuttal argument.:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

You lost me at chiggers!!
:thinking:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You lost me at chiggers!!
:thinking:

outdoor friskiness...

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by turbostud
btw I hear they swell up the size of grapefruits afterwards.

Mine ended up more like bananas, but I cant complain, I make a nice piece of change as a novalty act in the porn industry.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
outdoor friskiness...

Oh!!!

Thank goodness we don't have chiggers here!! Now, the mosquitoes are another subject....;)

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Oh!!!

Thank goodness we don't have chiggers here!! Now, the mosquitoes are another subject....;)

kinky!!! :D ;)

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by nobogey72
HAHAHA!!!!! my wife reminded me of that one time too, about the bedroom being inside and she being in control of what goes on there blah, blah, blah. She changed her tune when she went through 5 bottles of Calamine Lotion getting rid of chigger bites that she received during my rebuttal argument.:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

You should really be more sensitive to the little critters. They prefer to be called chigros.:devil:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by STANG RED
You should really be more sensitive to the little critters. They prefer to be called chigros.:devil:

That's true. And on that subject, my wife (who invented the words 'politically correct', informed me the other day that from now on she wanted to be referred to as a "vaginal american" instead of a woman. I had to draw the line. So she's mad at me.................................again.:doh: :doh: :doh:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by nobogey72
That's true. And on that subject, my wife (who invented the words 'politically correct', informed me the other day that from now on she wanted to be referred to as a "vaginal american" instead of a woman. I had to draw the line. So she's mad at me.................................again.:doh: :doh: :doh:

what did you use to draw the line this time???

[turbostud]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Mowing??? I have never mowed in my life!!!

I told my hubby if he bought me a new riding lawn mower I would help him...(we have 4 acres of grass and mesquite!!)

He told me he would be responsible for everything outside and I would be in charge of everything inside!!

He hated when I reminded him that the "bedroom" was inside...........HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ranger Mom, ever heard this song by Tompall Glaser?

Put Another Log On The Fire (http://deemusic.homestead.com/baconbeans.html)

[zebrablue2]

good luck....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Why don't you just get her fixed and then sell her eggs? You could make a KILLING and you would still have your pride. ;)

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Cooking, cleaning, laundry, mowing etc. etc. are the things that are strictly the woman's job. :D :D

men with those ideas probably don't have a NEED for birth control :D :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by turbostud
Ranger Mom, ever heard this song by Tompall Glaser?

Put Another Log On The Fire (http://deemusic.homestead.com/baconbeans.html)

I can't say I have!

I did read the lyrics and had to laugh...in the almost 12 years I have been married, I have never done my husbands laundry!!:eek:

[shankbear]

Also known as the old poke and choke.

[piratebg]

Good luck there buddy. ;)

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Go Blue is probably the kind of guy that thinks birth control is strictly the woman's job!:hand: Not at all. Just a simple question. Well maybe a little.:devil:

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
surgery coming next month--

no more kids!

we decided long ago on 3, and we're done!



i think i'm going to shy away from the webcam surgery, though

Tremendous thread:thumbsup: Ok rixey, I too have already had the procedure. It turned out to be one of the best four days of my life:D. Of course it took some trategic planning on my part. According to several Uroligist in town I'm still a legend in the "V" market. It was Oct of 199?, and I was told you had to schedule these castr.... oops, procedures several months in advance so I figured I had better get in early to achieve my four day Eutopia. When I called to schedule the receptionist asked me what day. I said, "how about 7:30 am on April 9th on the next year. She chuckled saying " I don't know if our appointment schedule goes out that far, may I ask why sir". I said, "Sure maam, that is the beginning of the first round of the Master's and the television coverage starts at 9:00 am. Since this procedure supposidly is in and out in one hour, I should be home in time watch the TV coverage, and I was also told in my pre-op meeting that I was suppose to set around and do nothing for three or four days, this is PERFECT". She laugh and ask me if I was serious. "H_ _ _ yes I'm serious, this will be the first time in my life I've ever watch every single shot of the Masters from start to finish".

Well I got my wish, the procedure was a piece of cake and I knew God was looking after me when the Rangers also played a West coast double header on Friday night. My wife was just a little pissed at me when I jumped up out of the recliner and went out and mowed the lawn as soon as the Masters ended on Sunday, especially since I whinned for four days like a big woosie. She knew she had been had. She still hasn't gotten over it.

Good Luck Charlesrixey, if your a golf fan I highly recommend rescheduling. You won't regret it.

*JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ICE BAGS MADE UP!!!!!!!:confused:

[charlesrixey]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
Tremendous thread:thumbsup: Ok rixey, I too have already had the procedure. It turned out to be one of the best four days of my life:D. Of course it took some trategic planning on my part. According to several Uroligist in town I'm still a legend in the "V" market. It was Oct of 199?, and I was told you had to schedule these castr.... oops, procedures several months in advance so I figured I had better get in early to achieve my four day Eutopia. When I called to schedule the receptionist asked me what day. I said, "how about 7:30 am on April 9th on the next year. She chuckled saying " I don't know if our appointment schedule goes out that far, may I ask why sir". I said, "Sure maam, that is the beginning of the first round of the Master's and the television coverage starts at 9:00 am. Since this procedure supposidly is in and out in one hour, I should be home in time watch the TV coverage, and I was also told in my pre-op meeting that I was suppose to set around and do nothing for three or four days, this is PERFECT". She laugh and ask me if I was serious. "H_ _ _ yes I'm serious, this will be the first time in my life I've ever watch every single shot of the Masters from start to finish".

Well I got my wish, the procedure was a piece of cake and I knew God was looking after me when the Rangers also played a West coast double header on Friday night. My wife was just a little pissed at me when I jumped up out of the recliner and went out and mowed the lawn as soon as the Masters ended on Sunday, especially since I whinned for four days like a big woosie. She knew she had been had. She still hasn't gotten over it.

Good Luck Charlesrixey, if your a golf fan I highly recommend rescheduling. You won't regret it.

*JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ICE BAGS MADE UP!!!!!!!:confused:

LOL!!!!

actually, i did plan to do nothing but watch the NCAA basketball tournament--so i was thinking ahead!

When the doctors told me i couldn't do 'anything' for a while i got so excited--let's just say i'm glad my wife wasn't there! But, given that most women are glad it is you and not them, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the down time as much as possible!

[piratebg]

Let us know how your op goes. My wife wants to report me to "population control" very soon. I have my fears but I'm pretty sure we are done. We have 3 also.

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
LOL!!!!

actually, i did plan to do nothing but watch the NCAA basketball tournament--so i was thinking ahead!

When the doctors told me i couldn't do 'anything' for a while i got so excited--let's just say i'm glad my wife wasn't there! But, given that most women are glad it is you and not them, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the down time as much as possible!

As long as it is Thursday of round one that would be awesome. Four days of uninterupted March Madness!:D SWEET:thumbsup:

If you have an extra comfortable chair, I'll my wife that my "V" has to be redone and I'll come join you for a couple of days.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Texasfootball2
If you have an extra comfortable chair, I'll my wife that my "V" has to be redone and I'll come join you for a couple of days.
Yeah, be sure and tell us how that turns out for you. :eek: :eek: Didn't I read something about grapefruit in this thread? :p

[charlesrixey]

well, the surgery is on march 21st, so i've got a little bit of time to schedule the festivities around it!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why don't you just get her fixed and then sell her eggs? You could make a KILLING and you would still have your pride. ;)

How come nobody likes my idea? :(

[Texasfootball2]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
well, the surgery is on march 21st, so i've got a little bit of time to schedule the festivities around it!

A "FESTIVAS FOR THE REST OF US"!

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
How come nobody likes my idea? :(

OH, I liked it. I haven't responded because I have been on the internet seeing how much eggs will bring on the open market. Every sight I found said that the price would be determined by the quality of the donor. They said to include a snapshot. So, unfortunately, I'm out. The fixin' part would cost more than her sorry ol eggs would bring. :D :D :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by nobogey72
OH, I liked it. I haven't responded because I have been on the internet seeing how much eggs will bring on the open market. Every sight I found said that the price would be determined by the quality of the donor. They said to include a snapshot. So, unfortunately, I'm out. The fixin' part would cost more than her sorry ol eggs would bring. :D :D :D

I have been told that on average a single egg will bring around $4000. If she's not up there in age, I'm sure she has a couple of hundred of them, and the best part is, her pain pays for your gain! :D

[charlesrixey]

i don't have any eggs!

[charlesrixey]

The 'big day' is tomorrow!

YAY:eek:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by charlesrixey
i don't have any eggs!

Your wife is the one with the eggs, you should make her do it. She's at more of a evolutionary risk to get pregnant than you are. ;)