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DU_stud04
02-21-2008, 03:04 AM
Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.

:(

LH Panther Mom
02-21-2008, 07:30 AM
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

mwynn05
02-21-2008, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.

:( i thought you changed majors

DU_stud04
02-21-2008, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by mwynn05
i thought you changed majors nope

pirate4state
02-21-2008, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by mwynn05
i thought you changed majors

once a nerd, always a nerd :D

RMAC
02-21-2008, 04:30 PM
Hey, engineers are cool. We might be nerds and like #'s a little too much, but we'll get all the hot chicks once they realize we're going to make all the money when we graduate.

Old Tiger
02-21-2008, 04:34 PM
True?

DU_stud04
02-21-2008, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by RMAC
Hey, engineers are cool. We might be nerds and like #'s a little too much, but we'll get all the hot chicks once they realize we're going to make all the money when we graduate. indeed :D

ASUFrisbeeStud
02-21-2008, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by RMAC
Hey, engineers are cool. We might be nerds and like #'s a little too much, but we'll get all the hot chicks once they realize we're going to make all the money when we graduate.

Yeah but Biologist know your anatomy better.

Adidas410s
02-21-2008, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Yeah but Biologist know your anatomy better.
I don't want you knowing my anatomy at all...

BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
02-21-2008, 09:54 PM
Or you could alternatively go to law school and learn great persuasive skills and make money. Sounds like a dangerous combination to me.