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Black_Magic
02-12-2008, 11:32 AM
This is an APB for BLACK&GOLD. Last seen hanging out at the Red Bandana gay bar last Saturday night. Has not come home since. If you have seen this man Please contact the your local sheriffs Department.
http://ten.com.au/ten/images/Simpsons_Homer.jpg
nobogey72
02-12-2008, 11:48 AM
Last seen heading south towards Rockdale.
injuredinmelee
02-12-2008, 11:51 AM
I heard he was headed to Celina.
Sweetwater Red
02-12-2008, 11:53 AM
You're both wrong. He's half way to the suburbs of Frisco. He
said something about fresh meat.:eek: :D
nobogey72
02-12-2008, 12:17 PM
Black Magic,

What were YOU doing at the Red Bandana? And besides, it is the Red BANANA......not the Red Bandana. And, why did ya'll break up? That is just like sooooo sad. Ya'll were a cute couple!!
Texasfootball2
02-12-2008, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Black_Magic
This is an APB for BLACK&GOLD. Last seen hanging out at the Red Bandana gay bar last Saturday night. Has not come home since. If you have seen this man Please contact the your local sheriffs Department.
http://ten.com.au/ten/images/Simpsons_Homer.jpg

What I really want to know is how you know B&G was in a gay bar? Somebody:doh: or maybe even yourself:thinking: had to also have been at the.......well _ _ y bar (trying to be more sensative and polically correct) to those whose have skeletons.

And "Red BanDana"???? is that a code word for _ _ _ people to come on in because the "D" is silent to them.:D
Black_Magic
02-12-2008, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Texasfootball2
What I really want to know is how you know B&G was in a gay bar? Somebody:doh: or maybe even yourself:thinking: had to also have been at the.......well _ _ y bar (trying to be more sensative and polically correct) to those whose have skeletons.

And "Red BanDana"???? is that a code word for _ _ _ people to come on in because the "D" is silent to them.:D his wife called looking for him... then I asked his best buddy bebo24 and he said he left him there on Saturday night around 11:30 after the limbo contest. We have figured out that is the last place he was seen.
nobogey72
02-12-2008, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Black_Magic
his wife called looking for him... then I asked his best buddy bebo24 and he said he left him there on Saturday night around 11:30 after the limbo contest. We have figured out that is the last place he was seen.

So....."how low did he go?" My cousin used to win a lot of limbo contests (considered doing it professionally) until he started taking Viagra, and ................well, you can picture what the problem was. Just another sad case of a talented limboer's carreer cut short by Viagra.
Ranger Mom
02-12-2008, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by nobogey72
So....."how low did he go?" My cousin used to win a lot of limbo contests (considered doing it professionally) until he started taking Viagra, and ................well, you can picture what the problem was. Just another sad case of a talented limboer's carreer cut short by Viagra.

ROFL!!:clap: :clap:
Black_Magic
02-12-2008, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by nobogey72
So....."how low did he go?" My cousin used to win a lot of limbo contests (considered doing it professionally) until he started taking Viagra, and ................well, you can picture what the problem was. Just another sad case of a talented limboer's carreer cut short by Viagra. He didnt win either. He sticks out in front too. Just not in the way you pointed out. we are working on that though. Lipo is scheduled. Get ready for a Ton of stink bait...
nobogey72
02-12-2008, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Black_Magic
He didnt win either. He sticks out in front too. Just not in the way you pointed out. we are working on that though. Lipo is scheduled. Get ready for a Ton of stink bait...

Great! If you would, put all the fat in a Hefty (not a cheap imitation) Trash Bag, cinch it up real tight, and send it to this address:

Abner & Lulu's Bait Store-Tire Repair-Haircare Center, Inc.
2120 1/2 Boondock
Merkel, Tx 79622

Attn: Shippin and Receivin


PS----It's better when it's fresh, so don't dilly dally
pirate4state
02-12-2008, 03:43 PM
Snyder - the hot bed for gay coaches?? :thinking:


Is this really the best ya'll can come up with? Gay jokes? Coaches and their funny sense of humor!! :hand:
nobogey72
02-13-2008, 02:35 PM
Everyone can realax. Black and Gold is back home safe and sound in Snyder. He even got his old job back as the nail tech at Thelma's Beauty Salon. :cheerl: :cheerl: :cheerl: